tesol 

teaching english to speakers of other languages

tesol teachers are in high demand in countries where english is not the native language.

tesol by eurasia January 28, 2012

Tesol 

acronyme of teaching english as a second language

Teacher of Tesols means teaching English to non native

Tesol by Mahmoud AbdelWhab March 16, 2010

Teslagating 

The act of placing your $80k status symbol in mortal jeopardy from the 1998 Honda Accord with mismatched door panel that you're following by 30 feet at 80mph in a desperate attempt to assert your superiority.

The massive pileup on 101 this morning was caused by some entrebroneur Teslagating a semi

Teslagating by Devilmollusk February 18, 2015

Teslarian

A follower of the advise, mind and values of Nikola Tesla.

Tesla stated that his purpose in life was to uplift the condition of humanity.

ex. Glenn Jessome was a Teslarian.

Teslarian by GlennyJ November 6, 2013

Teslam 

Teslam is a relatively new religion and its founder Elon Musk was inspired by scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard whose motto was: "If you want to get rich, you start a religion.” And Elon has done it and now he is a multi biljonaire, and for that Musk owes to his fanatic followers who naively believe they will save the world by driving Tesla electric cars.

Teslamism, like all extreme religious movements are a good excuse to stop thinking independently. However, Teslamist, at least not yet are as fundamentally hars toward the infidels that drive conventional cars as their "religion of peace" counterparts who tend to slit throats of dissidents, perhaps the difference comes from the fact that Prophet Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa while his religion founder colleague was a hook nosed sand nigger.

Prophet Musk's followers do not want to hear the uncomfortable thruth that manufacturing an electric car produces over two times the amount of CO₂ emissions than the conventional one, nor do they want to be aware of that the battery industry uses a lot of child labor at the beginning of the procurement of the materials in shithole countries that Teslamists can imagine saving this planet by driving ”zero-emission cars."
Refining battery material and its transporting from place to place are the causes for the high emission figures which is inevitably only a temporary craze.

- "Look over there, a Tesla semi-trailer truck!"
- "Indeed, wonder what does it transporting?"

- "Greetings and Teslam gospel, its carrying capacity is very modest due to the battery."

Teslam by O. W. Tongueincheek November 11, 2021

Teslim 

Teslim is often misunderstood due to his secretive and intense nature. However, prove to Teslim that you are trustworthy and he will be a lifelong and loyal friend. Teslim is often deeply serious about relationships, unfailingly loyal to the ones he love, and you will find no protector more fierce. He make great friends and terrible enemies.
Teslim loves to chat, play and have fun at most

I would love to be a Teslim

Teslim by zillilan January 3, 2020

Teslaturding 

A strikingly primitive and most certainly immature prank played by competing high school teams where each team attempts to turd the most Teslas in one evening, prior to the big game.

A novel detail of Teslaturding is that each separate turding must be documented in a photograph, providing both evidence for a winning team’s score as well as evidence for a future conviction should any turder brag to the wrong sources.

Teslaturding by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019