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An inferior creature; A failure; An insignificant being
Now look what you did wrong, you stupid teso!
Teso by Hinato January 9, 2009
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A colombian word for somone who is very skilled in something
Juan is very TESO at soccer, he is number one
Teso by Monza.checking.in May 20, 2019
Related Words
Teso Tesol Tesomas Teso/Tesa Tesolc Teson tesona Tesone tesora tesoract
I like teso” … girl I like teso too!
teso by Sksjsjehhssh November 21, 2021
The equivalent of bro in Hungarian slang. A variation of the word is tesa, which has the same meaning.
The term is also a slang word for sibling.
szia tesó, long time no see!
what up tesa?

This is Ropi, my older tesó.
tesó by The iPwn December 7, 2011

Teso/Tesa 

Colombian slang, specifically from Medellin or "The paisa zone".
It means someone who is skillful when doing something specific, it's used as a noun.
Ese Profesor es muy teso // That teacher is really good (at teaching)
Mariana Pajon es muy tesa // Mariana Pajon is really skillful (Given the context that she is a BMX world champion, you automatically understand we're talking about Mariana Pajon being good at BMX) //

-Hey Sebas, cuanto es 1345 X 3423.
-4.603.935, ni siquiera tuve que pensarlo
-Uy Marica!, used es muy teso

-Hey Sebas, how much is 1345 X 3423.
-4.603.935, I didn't even have to think about it.
-BRO! You are so good at math.

Teso/Tesa
Teso/Tesa by Salvares April 4, 2021

Szurikáta tesó 

Egy olyan személy, akit nagyon szeretsz (szerelem) és egyszerre olyan jóban vagytok, mint az oroszlán elől menekülő szurikáta testvérek.
-Nagyon szeretlek!
-Én is, te vagy az én szurikáta tesóm!
Szurikáta tesó by szurikatatesoka October 11, 2020
teaching english to speakers of other languages
tesol teachers are in high demand in countries where english is not the native language.
tesol by eurasia January 28, 2012
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B)
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A)
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