Hens 

Hens = Hideous Empty Norks

Empty floppy tits in need of inflation

Empty skin bags with nipples at the bottom

Look at that hen and her hens

Hens by Working Class Hero November 26, 2020

Hens 

A group of women talking and laughing which sounds very much like a gathering of hens.

Similar sounds can be heard on the television show "the view"

You can hear those hens in the breakroom down the hall. What is so funny?

The View is on again. Those cackling hens need a life!

Hens by duhreese February 18, 2010

hens 

a group of women prattling on about shit no one cares about and paying no fucking attention to anything going on around them; frequently seen on trains and at bars.

Sorry dude, I couldn't get a seat on the train because some fat cunt hens were clogging up the doorway.

hens by Pancho45 March 1, 2013

hens 

Ebonic term for money, either in cash or illicit form, used in the south eastern United States.

Yo, man, lend me some hens and I'll pay you back on the first.

hens by Lexiconic March 30, 2004

Hens 

A Hens is the typical plastic fan. One season he supports Leicester, the other he will be a United fan out of the blue. A Hens can be recognised by the fact that he isn't loyal and supports a new football club every season based on their perfomances in the first couple of games. A real Hens will also deny that he ever supported an other club.

-Wait wasn't that guy a Liverpool fan?
*Yes indeed, but now he is a United fan, cause they started well this season...
-Wow, what a snake, he's such a Hens!

Hens by Clochelny August 19, 2017

Hens 

'Hens' can also be used as a name for weird people.

Individuals names 'Hens' often are great guys who are very social. They will always listen to you but then continue to tell a story that you don't really care about.

People that are nicknamed 'Hens' are also often guys that are great in bed.

Girl 1: Yeah! His name is Hens!
Girl 2: Yeah he is such an amazing guy!
Guy 1: Yeah I was in bed with him yesterday!

Hens by HolloiPoi November 22, 2021

Hens eggs 

Foul tits

Floppy and saggy

Those are some nasty hens eggs you've got there

Hens eggs by Working Class Hero December 12, 2020