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tiddy
informal for titty which is an informal for tit which is an informal for boob which is informal for breast which is informal for mammary gland.
tiddy by BigPpManUnderscoreSixtyNine July 31, 2020
Tiddy Pang
Tiddy Pang by Specy July 1, 2021
Teddoom
A ritual for the Teddoomians. Often preformed by these people, Teddoom is a ritual that consists of doing quiet coyote, in a circle with five or more people. The ritual starts off by making a sacrifice to the Teddoom God; also Teddoom. The sacrifice has to be loved by one or more of the Teddoomians participating in the ritual. It has to be living. Once the sacrifice is made, the Teddoom chant has already begun. All the Teddoomians in the circle say “Teddoom” simultaneously, then tap their quiet coyotes three times. Any more than three times will lead to instantaneous death.
Teddoom by tcannon0004 October 10, 2018
Anime Tiddies
Secretary Mattis: Why do you want to destroy North Korea?
President Trump: They do not produce a stable economy of Anime Tiddies.
Secretary Mattis: Understandable, have a nice day.
President Trump: They do not produce a stable economy of Anime Tiddies.
Secretary Mattis: Understandable, have a nice day.
Anime Tiddies by Whatisasoftr August 22, 2017
big tiddy goth gf
a female that wears black and has dark makeup, and has abnormally large breasts. Also is your girlfriend
big tiddy goth gf by BONELESS PIZZZZZZA May 3, 2018
Schrödinger’s Tiddy
Schrödinger’s Tiddy is the condition created when the various men in an audience simultaneously think a female performer is both too exposed and too modest at the exact same time.
(Created during rant by ashleyroboto on December 5, 2019.)
(Created during rant by ashleyroboto on December 5, 2019.)
Schrödinger’s Tiddy by autopatch December 6, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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