Thunderchunky 

A "obese" person that can run a 5sec 4Oyard sprint, a 8 minute mile, or can jump 30 inches or higher.

Man 1:Wow, that fat guy just robbed the supermarket!
Man 2:Where is he, where did he go?
Man 1:MAN!, he ran fast as hell! Yo, I think he was a thunderchunky.

Thunderchunky by Mike G. AKA atlnino July 18, 2006

thunder chunky 

A hot male or female with a sexy body that you want to slam against rapidly.

Yo Padre..you're one fine thunder chunky. Wanna slam?

thunder chunky by chunky mama July 18, 2006

thunderchuck 

When you get a girl ridiculously drunk, and whilst she is chundering in a toilet you slip your willy in her vagina. You proceed to ride her of the convulsive movements of her body as she vomms. This can lead to a "thorgasm", the next stage in thunderchucking.

Both thorgasm and thunderchucking can be confused with norse mythology, but avast do not be baffled. Thunderchucking is a pun (play on words) of chunderfuck, thus humour ensues a-plenty. Suffice to say a night is only ever complete with the acheivement of one thunderchuck minimum, although jocularity is not always dependant on a thorgasm.

And she will be a beaut thunderchuck

thunderchuck by durb1 July 12, 2010

thunderchunks 

a HUGE bitch!

EVERBODY RUN ITS THUNDERCHUNKS! DUN DUN DUN NAHHHHHhHH

thunderchunks by jeremy ryan April 7, 2004

Thunderchucked 

When a bearded bass angler swoops in and make meaningless conversations about the fact that he has been using a chartreuse tube all morning while the thought of Angus Young playing guitar race through his head. Then casts exactly where you have been fishing all morning and catches your fish.

Mother fucker! That son of a bitch strolled up and thunderchucked my fish!

Thunderchucked by Concerned Angler October 26, 2018

Thunderchuck 

To be so intoxicated that when you spew, you take out not only your own cubicle but the entire bathroom.

"My god!! He even painted the ceiling with that Thunderchuck!"

Thunderchuck by dj-stylz October 25, 2007

thunderchunk 

dude its like
u look @ this bitchs ass rite
and ur just like
freakin thunnnderrrchuunk
CHUUUNNNK

Damn girl you got the thunderchunk.

thunderchunk by thunderchunkster April 13, 2010