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snail and three pebbles
From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.
snail and three pebbles by RabidMoose December 24, 2008
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Three Xs and a skull and crossbones
1) Three Xs and a skull and crossbones — the description of a person, event, timing, or situation that is absolute toxic. This can be spoken or typed as the following emoji: “XXX☠️”
2) Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you can date her / him if you want to. She’s / he’s hard on a lover — three X’s and a skull and crossbones. You’ll be lucky if you escape with your nuts / uterus!!!!!!!!
2) Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you can date her / him if you want to. She’s / he’s hard on a lover — three X’s and a skull and crossbones. You’ll be lucky if you escape with your nuts / uterus!!!!!!!!
Letting an Amazon warehouse into your community is three Xs and a skull and crossbones for local small businesses. The work conditions are oppressive and after they are established themselves and their market; they replace as many workers as possible with automation.
Three Xs and a skull and crossbones by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
Three Eyed Raven’s Son
A dark haired son born to two blonde Targaryen people — an obvious genetic impossibility. The dark raven colored hair leads to the appellation “Three Eyed Raven’s Son” — approximately equivalent to our expression: The mail man’s son.
How did Rhaenyra and Laenor — two blonds — have brunette children?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!
Three Eyed Raven’s Son by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 25, 2022
The Three C’s
The Three C’s - The Three C’s are: clicks, clout, and cash.
Currently HATE sells better than SEX in America. Although the combination of HATE and SEX really sells.
Find a small group of people that can’t easily defend themselves; make them a scape goat in the 21st century American culture wars; attack them in as many arenas as possible; and, then solicit funds for your cause in every imaginable arena possible.
The HATE will get you “clicks” on your website; the CLICKS will get you “clout”and elevate your hatred in the arena of public discourse and social mediums; and, the CLOUT will earn you “cash” for your progrom.
Use the cash to by judges — especially in Supreme Courts — power, influence and friends in high places.
What could possibly go wrong?
This is how, for example, a few parents can ban thousands of books that they, surely, haven’t read.
And they don’t want anyone to read them. Why expand your mind and think? There are many people willing to tell you exactly what is right.
God help us all.
Every time we have lived a “movie” like this; the ending inevitably includes mass casualty events.
Maybe we should all read All of the books on every banned book list so we can learn exactly what they don’t want us to know.
Currently HATE sells better than SEX in America. Although the combination of HATE and SEX really sells.
Find a small group of people that can’t easily defend themselves; make them a scape goat in the 21st century American culture wars; attack them in as many arenas as possible; and, then solicit funds for your cause in every imaginable arena possible.
The HATE will get you “clicks” on your website; the CLICKS will get you “clout”and elevate your hatred in the arena of public discourse and social mediums; and, the CLOUT will earn you “cash” for your progrom.
Use the cash to by judges — especially in Supreme Courts — power, influence and friends in high places.
What could possibly go wrong?
This is how, for example, a few parents can ban thousands of books that they, surely, haven’t read.
And they don’t want anyone to read them. Why expand your mind and think? There are many people willing to tell you exactly what is right.
God help us all.
Every time we have lived a “movie” like this; the ending inevitably includes mass casualty events.
Maybe we should all read All of the books on every banned book list so we can learn exactly what they don’t want us to know.
I’m singling out my hatred of persnickety liberal vegans on all of my social media for The Three C’s: clicks, clout, and cash. But really, I just want to buy a new car.
The Three C’s by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 30, 2023
Three point glasses
Large sunglasses that cover so much of a girls face that mediocre girls look hot making a 5 look like an 8.
Guy 1: Dude, check out that honey with the shades
Guy 2: Her? I know her, she's kinda busted. It's hard to tell with those three point glasses
Guy 2: Her? I know her, she's kinda busted. It's hard to tell with those three point glasses
Three point glasses by Harry Moe Lester December 13, 2013
Three Mile Belt
The world renowned hunting grounds of every serious deer hunter spanning the globe. Only the best trees, shrubs, bushes and plants were intentionally planted in this area to provide for the biggest bucks known to man. This sacred hunting location can be found near central South Dakota, near a small, humble town of Howard. You just need to head west on Highway 34 out of Howard toward Logan's house and look south, you will see it in all of its glory and sit in jealousy in knowing that you, yourself, aren't able to basque in its never ending supply of world record bucks.
Three Mile Belt by Howard-god January 9, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.