Threezer

To accelerate one's drinking time by placing half of a 6-pack into the freezer and the other half into the refrigerator.

This enables the three refridgerated beers to reach a suffieciently enjoyable cold state by the time the first three have been chilled and drunk.

Give me your warm beer and I'll hook you up with a threezer.

by wmkdaw August 31, 2016

Threezer

To accelerate one's drinking time by placing half of a 6-pack into the freezer and the other half into the refrigerator.

This enables the three refridgerated beers to reach a suffieciently enjoyable cold state by the time the first three have been chilled and drunk.

Give me your warm beer and I'll hook you up with a threezer.

by wmkdaw August 31, 2016

threefer

Getting three things for the value of one

Those shirts are threefer

by gangstajeezy January 16, 2009

the threefer

When one wakes up after a night of drinking to find vomit, piss and shit all over himself.

I'm such a lightweight - I woke up to the threefer!

by thebingedrinker July 25, 2010

Threepercented

Or just 3%ed - the nickname of Alexander Lukashenko, when in the network in different quizes , amateur online exit polls (coz Government banned fully making exit polls,fearing real result of Alex's popularity in society of Belarus) people found regularity in the number of collected percentages of supporting voters - 3 %.

Alex Lukashenko on contarary says that in real the supproting him citizens of Belarus near 80%, which was revealed on 2020 Belarusian Election in 9th of August.

- Why the roads are banned?

-See, a cortege of cars is going
-Who are going?
-Threepercented!
-OMG, once more time. Why he cant just sit in the President Palace?!

by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

Bottom Threeder

A person on the TV show American Idol who is frequently in the bottom three, but somehow stays on the show.

Jacob Lusk is the biggest bottom threeder and i don't know who keeps voting for him.

by idolhater June 14, 2011

Threeper

A bunch of far-right extremists who lack the skills to differentiate between fact and fiction. They are unable to, or refuse to acknowledge, what a fact is, or evidence for that matter. This occurs down to the point where they named their group “threeper”, based on the disproven idea that it only took 3% of the population to overthrow the British during the American Revolution. (Actual percentage was 15 -25%)

This threeper thinks screaming at people on Facebook makes them bad-ass.

by BeTheChangeYouWantToSee December 1, 2020