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Torygraph 

The Torygraph is a nickname for the UK national newspaper, the Telegraph, because of its consistent support of Tory policies. The name was given to it by the satirical magazine Private Eye.
Even Maggie thinks the Torygraph is right-wing.
Torygraph by Sm00th13 February 28, 2011

Thotograph 

A pictute that is taken by a thot (usualy using filters and makeup) to portray themself as being beautiful to an extent that is untruthful and misleading
The women takes thotographs for attention
Thotograph by Thotographer March 21, 2019

Cock Topography 

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.
Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!
Cock Topography by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010

whorographer 

Someone who documents the lifestyle and or behavior of whores, compiling it into a totality of whoring.

-Common associates of whorographers are whorologists
That bitch Johnny married was a real slutty cunt, so he hired a whorographer who's testimony in court helped him keep his kids and the house.
whorographer by Shotwell February 20, 2008

Thamography 

1. MATH, JUST MATH
2. The amazing power to be able to understand math and its secret meaning
Tham is the essence of all things good and bad, understand thamography and you understand the world.
Thamography by Thamman September 21, 2016

gathering carpet topography data 

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.
William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.