thornography

The art of filming thorns in sexual positions

Did you see that man stick his thorn in that one slut? That's some good thornography there

by markmeshark October 20, 2010

thornography

Adult movies or when a loved one dons a god of thunder costume for a romantic liaison

‘Thor lightening strikes twice is top notch thornography

My wife made me dress up as the god of thunder last night it was like being a thornography star

by Mansinu July 26, 2021

chornography

Chornography consists of any of a variety of household tasks or duties -- ranging from sweeping, laundry and dusting to closet organization or dish washing -- with the intent of eliciting sexual excitement. Most often employed by the male in a female/male household.

Petunia: "Last night, Antonio made a fabulous dinner, then cleaned up the kitchen, and THEN folded all the laundry! I have never been so turned on in my life!"

Buttercup: "Nothing like a little chornography to get a girl in the mood!"

by calicoblondie March 11, 2011

hornography

When you take pictures of yourself sticking your cock in a horn.

Perv 1- Hey man why so sad.

Perv 2- I couldn't find anyone to have sex with me so I Jammed my dick into a trumpet.

Perv 1- That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

Perv-2 I filmed it and put it on the internets. It has 50,000 views.

Perv 1- Actually that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. I can't beliieve you made hornography. Popular hornography.

Perv 2- You're just jealous.

Perv 1- :'(

Perv 2- : p

by TurtleDude87 July 14, 2009

Thorograph

An accidental phone picture that's so beautiful and interesting that it's worth sending to someone.

Hi, Thor, I'm inspired by your posts of accidental photos. Here's one of mine. I'm naming the genre "Thorograph" after you.

by Dean10003 October 9, 2022

Typornography

Using letters, numbers and symbols to portray human genitalia and/or a sexual act.

Jane Doe: "Hey John, what do you want to do with me tonight?"

John Smith: 3==D~~ ({})

This picture depicts the male penis ejaculating (cumming) in the direction of the female vagina using Typornography!

Ben: "What'd you do to upset Karen?"
John Smith: "Wrote her an email in Typornography..."

by ANess July 17, 2009

hornography

Horror pornography. Typically soft-porn dealing with possessed women or demonic temptresses.

I can't believe that woman just did it with that demon. This hornography is awesome!!!

by Jaazu August 24, 2010