thornography
thornography by markmeshark October 20, 2010
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thornography
‘Thor lightening strikes twice is top notch thornography
My wife made me dress up as the god of thunder last night it was like being a thornography star
My wife made me dress up as the god of thunder last night it was like being a thornography star
thornography by Mansinu July 26, 2021
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chornography
Chornography consists of any of a variety of household tasks or duties -- ranging from sweeping, laundry and dusting to closet organization or dish washing -- with the intent of eliciting sexual excitement. Most often employed by the male in a female/male household.
Petunia: "Last night, Antonio made a fabulous dinner, then cleaned up the kitchen, and THEN folded all the laundry! I have never been so turned on in my life!"
Buttercup: "Nothing like a little chornography to get a girl in the mood!"
Buttercup: "Nothing like a little chornography to get a girl in the mood!"
chornography by calicoblondie March 11, 2011
hornography
Perv 1- Hey man why so sad.
Perv 2- I couldn't find anyone to have sex with me so I Jammed my dick into a trumpet.
Perv 1- That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Perv-2 I filmed it and put it on the internets. It has 50,000 views.
Perv 1- Actually that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. I can't beliieve you made hornography. Popular hornography.
Perv 2- You're just jealous.
Perv 1- :'(
Perv 2- : p
Perv 2- I couldn't find anyone to have sex with me so I Jammed my dick into a trumpet.
Perv 1- That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Perv-2 I filmed it and put it on the internets. It has 50,000 views.
Perv 1- Actually that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. I can't beliieve you made hornography. Popular hornography.
Perv 2- You're just jealous.
Perv 1- :'(
Perv 2- : p
hornography by TurtleDude87 July 14, 2009
Thorograph
Hi, Thor, I'm inspired by your posts of accidental photos. Here's one of mine. I'm naming the genre "Thorograph" after you.
Thorograph by Dean10003 October 9, 2022
Typornography
Jane Doe: "Hey John, what do you want to do with me tonight?"
John Smith: 3==D~~ ({})
This picture depicts the male penis ejaculating (cumming) in the direction of the female vagina using Typornography!
Ben: "What'd you do to upset Karen?"
John Smith: "Wrote her an email in Typornography..."
John Smith: 3==D~~ ({})
This picture depicts the male penis ejaculating (cumming) in the direction of the female vagina using Typornography!
Ben: "What'd you do to upset Karen?"
John Smith: "Wrote her an email in Typornography..."
Typornography by ANess July 17, 2009
hornography
hornography by Jaazu August 24, 2010
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