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Ho-tographer
A member of the growing group of women that mistakenly believe they are budding photographers, sending and posting random snapshots of flowers, bodies of water, and rainbows to everyone they know via social networking sites and email.
Ho-tographer by Bearsnatch McSwizzlepenis February 20, 2009
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Cock Topography
Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!
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Cock Topography by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010
No-tographer
A person at a party (usually intoxicated) who takes a camera from someone else because they swear they are an amazing photographer but the photos all suck.
'I can't wait to see the photos Doug just took of us on Facebook tomorrow!'
'I wouldn't count on it. That douche is a notorious no-tographer'
'Fuck me.'
'I wouldn't count on it. That douche is a notorious no-tographer'
'Fuck me.'
No-tographer by jgrizzle October 28, 2009
Faux-tographer
Faux-tographer by fauxdeville March 7, 2011
gathering carpet topography data
When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.
gathering carpet topography data by dejaflu September 8, 2010
Faux-tographer
A fake photographer.
An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.
An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.
I didn't know your Mom was a professional photographer. She's not, she's a faux-tographer with a flickr account and a fake media pass.
Faux-tographer by Buzzkill Wilkonson March 4, 2012
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