ThirtBall

Someone who is weird and or goofy AF.

“That nigga is a Thirtball. I don’t wanna hang around him.”

ThirtBall by Dan’Na August 14, 2022

Jade Thirlwall 

Jeed

"Let’s make this clear - no man defines MY happiness. I DEFINE MY HAPPINESS. And the right man will add to that, not determine it." - Jade Thirlwall, 2018

Jade Thirlwall - the mother of gays

Jade Thirlwall by MixerlandTeacher February 2, 2019

Jade Thirlwall 

Jade Amelia Thirlwall, born December 26, 1992. An adorable girl from South Shields, Tyne and Wear, England. Jade is 1/4 of British girl group Little Mix (formerly Rhythmix), 2011 winners of UK X Factor. Jade has a "thing" for all things purple and bow related. Beautifully talented with a voice that will make you cry, because it's just so perfect. Jade is the cutest, stylish and most loving person that you could ever meet. She's just amazing.

Boy: Who's Jade Thirlwall?

Girl: Have you been living under a rock, Jade Thirlwall is adorable, fun and loving girl in the girl group Little Mix. With unmentionable talent. I CANT BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JADE THIRLWALL IS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Boy: Sorry, I just never really listened to Little Mix before?

Girl: You should be sorry. Especially if you haven't bought DNA or pre-ordered Salute.

Boy: Wow, How'd we get here? All I did was ask who Jade Thirlwall was. Jeez!

Girl:........

Jade Thirlwall by americanmixer December 7, 2013

Shirtballs 

When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.

"Pardon me, sir... Seems as if your Shirtballs have slipped out again..."

Shirtballs by Racer XXX February 3, 2019

thirstball 

when a person is extremely thirsty or jetty, feeling as though they need sexual attention from anybody or anything, for that matter....
someone who goes super hard.

Adam is a thirstball he just tried to finger her on the dance floor.

thirstball by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007

taintball 

the official name for a ping pong ball shot out of a strippers snatch

The third taintball Sparkle rocketed out of her vagina landed right in Kyle's drink.

taintball by thepretender1015 June 22, 2012

Tortball 

Noun. Meaning of creepy or sketchy nature. Usually describes gross stalkers who remind you of the ninja turtles.

Ralph is a tortball.

Tortball by nINjAtUrTle505 December 30, 2008