"Let’s make this clear - no man defines MY happiness. I DEFINE MY HAPPINESS. And the right man will add to that, not determine it." - Jade Thirlwall, 2018
Jade Thirlwall - the mother of gays
by MixerlandTeacher February 02, 2019
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Jade Amelia Thirlwall, born December 26, 1992. An adorable girl from South Shields, Tyne and Wear, England. Jade is 1/4 of British girl group Little Mix (formerly Rhythmix), 2011 winners of UK X Factor. Jade has a "thing" for all things purple and bow related. Beautifully talented with a voice that will make you cry, because it's just so perfect. Jade is the cutest, stylish and most loving person that you could ever meet. She's just amazing.
Boy: Who's Jade Thirlwall?

Girl: Have you been living under a rock, Jade Thirlwall is adorable, fun and loving girl in the girl group Little Mix. With unmentionable talent. I CANT BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JADE THIRLWALL IS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Boy: Sorry, I just never really listened to Little Mix before?

Girl: You should be sorry. Especially if you haven't bought DNA or pre-ordered Salute.

Boy: Wow, How'd we get here? All I did was ask who Jade Thirlwall was. Jeez!

by americanmixer November 15, 2013
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