taintball 

the official name for a ping pong ball shot out of a strippers snatch

The third taintball Sparkle rocketed out of her vagina landed right in Kyle's drink.

taintball by thepretender1015 June 22, 2012

paintballa 

A person who plays paintball. Not the poser who says he does, but a true paintball god.

That guy rocked us all. He is a true paintballa.

paintballa by antman123 July 29, 2006

Paintball Girl 

Usually a good looking girl who is not afraid of paintball. Normally Irish (because the irish are fearless beasts) dutch or french ey are cool also)

Paintball coach about paintball girl: Dayum, that Irish girl sure is smoking, on the paintball feild and outside if ya know what i mean!

Paintball Girl by Meabbhos August 21, 2011

Taintalizing 

When a very sexy individual is out of your grasp.

"Yeah she's hot, but she has a serious boyfriend."

"I find her quite taintalizing"

Taintalizing by revalent revel in it November 21, 2011

Paintball 

It happens on a random Monday, coming back from an event. Or late on a Sunday night, right before you get on the plane and you're about to be frisked for the third time. You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in an airport seat with boys from the team. You're drinking stale coffee, trying to stay awake. You're explaining the fat welt on the side of your neck to a confused stranger or a best friend, or running through the sidewalks of LAX, trying to catch a plane. You're coming back to the other life... the one without paintball, where no one understands why you do it. You're tired, you're working off little sleep, the question creeps up and you try to ignore it. Why do I do this? Why the travel, why the losses, the missed work, the missed school, hours of practice, and the complaining girlfriend? Because the lure of living a paintball life is just too potent. And the products of the road, the travel, are memories forever, and trips, and strange lands with stranger people, At tournaments it feels like, for once, you actually get to live as loud as you want. It's worth the sacrifices, it's worth all the bullshit. Because if you work hard enough, a Sunday will roll around, and you'll be in the huddle, screaming, with your hand in, one among ten, playing for the world title, and suddenly all those clichés you ever heard make sense. And you are defined. You say it to yourself and it means everything. I am a paintball player. And this moment right here, is my life.
-Matty Marshall

Paintball is a way of life.

Paintball by Larry Chan June 13, 2005

Paintball 

one of the best sports ever made.

Paintball rules all .

Paintball by peter.pan. June 16, 2003

Paintball God 

One who is a skilled and knowledgable in all aspects of Paintball. (in otherwords, not Ray Darkness)

Excells at not only Speedball.... but also Urban and Wooded events. Knows which type of marker/gear best suits each enviroment accordingly.

Paintball God by Xtreme Sports January 29, 2005