Thirdball has a thirdball. Thirdball is the shit. Thirdball is a god.
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"Let’s make this clear - no man defines MY happiness. I DEFINE MY HAPPINESS. And the right man will add to that, not determine it." - Jade Thirlwall, 2018
"Let’s make this clear - no man defines MY happiness. I DEFINE MY HAPPINESS. And the right man will add to that, not determine it." - Jade Thirlwall, 2018
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A female that is extremely adept at giving fellatio, sucking dick, polishing cocks etc.
Dervied from the notion of oral sex being third base, and there in the enshrinement into the Hall of Fame for exceptional play at the position.
Dervied from the notion of oral sex being third base, and there in the enshrinement into the Hall of Fame for exceptional play at the position.
Cory : Wow, what a first date, Michelle was fucking Mike Schmidt on my cock last night. She's fucking George Brett with a dick in her mouth. Couple more like that and I'll have to enshrine her as a Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman.
Allison : She ain't shit, unzip your pants and I'll take you down like Brooks Robinson.
Cory : Please, last time you blew me it was like Scott Brosius meets Jerry Hairston Jr.
Allison : Ouch.
Allison : She ain't shit, unzip your pants and I'll take you down like Brooks Robinson.
Cory : Please, last time you blew me it was like Scott Brosius meets Jerry Hairston Jr.
Allison : Ouch.
by The Rockit February 24, 2010
Get the Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman mug.Jade Amelia Thirlwall, born December 26, 1992. An adorable girl from South Shields, Tyne and Wear, England. Jade is 1/4 of British girl group Little Mix (formerly Rhythmix), 2011 winners of UK X Factor. Jade has a "thing" for all things purple and bow related. Beautifully talented with a voice that will make you cry, because it's just so perfect. Jade is the cutest, stylish and most loving person that you could ever meet. She's just amazing.
Boy: Who's Jade Thirlwall?
Girl: Have you been living under a rock, Jade Thirlwall is adorable, fun and loving girl in the girl group Little Mix. With unmentionable talent. I CANT BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JADE THIRLWALL IS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Boy: Sorry, I just never really listened to Little Mix before?
Girl: You should be sorry. Especially if you haven't bought DNA or pre-ordered Salute.
Boy: Wow, How'd we get here? All I did was ask who Jade Thirlwall was. Jeez!
Girl:........
Girl: Have you been living under a rock, Jade Thirlwall is adorable, fun and loving girl in the girl group Little Mix. With unmentionable talent. I CANT BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JADE THIRLWALL IS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Boy: Sorry, I just never really listened to Little Mix before?
Girl: You should be sorry. Especially if you haven't bought DNA or pre-ordered Salute.
Boy: Wow, How'd we get here? All I did was ask who Jade Thirlwall was. Jeez!
Girl:........
by americanmixer December 7, 2013
Get the Jade Thirlwall mug.A cross between a retard and a goofball. Typically, someone who is a complete moron that should not be asking questions or given any tasks that involve the mentality over the age of a six year old.
That customer on the phone today was a complete tardball. He had no idea how to even read the instructions!
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Get the turdball mug.when a person is extremely thirsty or jetty, feeling as though they need sexual attention from anybody or anything, for that matter....
someone who goes super hard.
someone who goes super hard.
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