Theotokia 

Hymn to Mary mother of God

Friday Theotokia is so relaxing to hear

Theotokia by orthodox easton August 16, 2022

Theodorian 

A theodorian is someone who makes the claim in which Theodore is receiving the best head among the 3 chipmunks. Despite the many adversities including verbal abuse from normie alvinists, and general ignorance throughout the chipmunist community, the theodorians still are able to stand their ground as valid theorists. This is likely because the theodorian theory disregards unimportant factors such as attractiveness and popularity of the female chipmunks (both of which have been proven to be unrelated to the enjoyment of one's head), and instead takes note of the more complex evidential reasons.

The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.

The theodorian theory is the most widely accepted theory among chipmunkist intellectuals.

Theodorian by tedlywinks September 19, 2019

Theodosia 

An amazing person who causes a round of applause anywhere that they go. This person may have a hard shell, but it's there to protect the jewel inside.

This person speaks words of wisdom and has an astonishing assortment of talents. Photography, writing and singing may be only a few things that they're great at.

This person is exactly like a treasure. They have a protected outside and very precious jewels inside.

"Theodosia, this poem is amazing!!!"

Theodosia by ThoughtProvocateur October 13, 2015

theodosia burr

A woman who slays, names her child after herself and marries a total drama queen (Aaron Burr)

I heard Theodosia Burr had a child! She named it after herself lol.

theodosia burr by PansexualPainDemon May 3, 2018

Thotopia 

The home world of all thots, often used as the banishing location in context after the phrase "Begone, THOT" is used. If you see a thot hoeing anywhere around your precious space, banish them to their home world of Thotopia.

Thot: heyyy
Bystander: Begone, THOT! BANISH THY TO THOTOPIA!!

Thotopia by pixelslayerr May 29, 2017

Theodorian 

Used to describe those who believe Theodore of Alvin and the Chipmunks is receiving the best head, however, it may also be used to describe someone as a genius among men.

"Wow, who's that kid who got a perfect score on the SAT?"
"Oh, that's Joseph. He's a Theodorian."
"He's so hot!"

Theodorian by Theodorian September 20, 2019

Theologian

A male or female who is a fan of Divergent star, Theo James.

I am a proud Theologian because Theo is DAMNNN FINE.

Theologian by TheoJIsMyBae May 14, 2015