goes to six flags great adventure to go to the Cyber Cafe and drink coffee and go on the internets with her Biffs kyle and erin. and doesn't spread crap around when you tell her stuff. has awesome hair and is really funny. is also very fun to rant about people with. :)
by myxmother June 26, 2009
Get the theodocia mug.A theodorian is someone who makes the claim in which Theodore is receiving the best head among the 3 chipmunks. Despite the many adversities including verbal abuse from normie alvinists, and general ignorance throughout the chipmunist community, the theodorians still are able to stand their ground as valid theorists. This is likely because the theodorian theory disregards unimportant factors such as attractiveness and popularity of the female chipmunks (both of which have been proven to be unrelated to the enjoyment of one's head), and instead takes note of the more complex evidential reasons.
The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.
The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.
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A Theodora is everything good rolled into one.
She's a natural leader, but a fair one, too. She's a complete genius, but not at all stuck-up. She's so beautiful (especially her legs), so much so that she could even be a model.
She might not always show her love, but it's there and she'll suprise you every now-and-then, showing that she really listens and cares.
And she's the best sister, friend, daughter, mother, or any relation that you'll ever have.
She's a natural leader, but a fair one, too. She's a complete genius, but not at all stuck-up. She's so beautiful (especially her legs), so much so that she could even be a model.
She might not always show her love, but it's there and she'll suprise you every now-and-then, showing that she really listens and cares.
And she's the best sister, friend, daughter, mother, or any relation that you'll ever have.
"Wait... isn't she on our netball team as well?"
"And in the public speaking team."
"Don't forget rowing!"
"And debating."
"Oh, and dance!"
"Plus fencing."
"And she STILL manages to get Dux of the Year?"
"Is there ANYTHING she can't do?!"
"She's a real Theodora, all right."
"And in the public speaking team."
"Don't forget rowing!"
"And debating."
"Oh, and dance!"
"Plus fencing."
"And she STILL manages to get Dux of the Year?"
"Is there ANYTHING she can't do?!"
"She's a real Theodora, all right."
by Lia.Masen January 8, 2012
Get the Theodora mug.An amazing person who causes a round of applause anywhere that they go. This person may have a hard shell, but it's there to protect the jewel inside.
This person speaks words of wisdom and has an astonishing assortment of talents. Photography, writing and singing may be only a few things that they're great at.
This person is exactly like a treasure. They have a protected outside and very precious jewels inside.
This person speaks words of wisdom and has an astonishing assortment of talents. Photography, writing and singing may be only a few things that they're great at.
This person is exactly like a treasure. They have a protected outside and very precious jewels inside.
by ThoughtProvocateur October 13, 2015
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by asphyxiated February 6, 2008
Get the theodorable mug.”Sir? Have you by any chance wondered which one of these chipmunks is experiencing the most pleasurable blow job. I’m sure that it’s Alvin by the looks of it”
”As a true believer of Theodorism I’m afraid I must disagree with you”
”As a true believer of Theodorism I’m afraid I must disagree with you”
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