Theologian
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theologian
Someone who starts with a "known" conclusion and attempts to provide reasons despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary.
theologian by heathen May 8, 2005
computer theologian
Delusional person who believes electro-mechanical artificial intelligence will duplicate or surpass live intelligence.
When the conversation turned to the computer age, artificial intelligence & man's uncertain future, suddenly the deadpan Ann became animated. After all, she earned her PhD as a computer theologian at MIT and was all too happy to convert anyone who would listen to her.
computer theologian by Kotywon Kenobi June 25, 2006
Theodorian
A theodorian is someone who makes the claim in which Theodore is receiving the best head among the 3 chipmunks. Despite the many adversities including verbal abuse from normie alvinists, and general ignorance throughout the chipmunist community, the theodorians still are able to stand their ground as valid theorists. This is likely because the theodorian theory disregards unimportant factors such as attractiveness and popularity of the female chipmunks (both of which have been proven to be unrelated to the enjoyment of one's head), and instead takes note of the more complex evidential reasons.
The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.
The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.
Theodorian by tedlywinks September 19, 2019
theological noncognitivist
A person who believes that words such as "sanctity", "spirit", and "god" have no meaning because they refer to subjects that humans can't comprehend.
Religious man: "Don't you feel the love of Jesus raining down upon you?"
Theological Noncognitivist : "What's a jesus?"
Theological Noncognitivist : "What's a jesus?"
theological noncognitivist by dudeman909090 March 15, 2010
Post Theological
The stage after Pre Theological in which science answers most of the basic questions that humans ask and no longer need to substitute supernatural explanations because we are learning the natural explanations.
He disliked the term Atheist because he realized that people who still use that term are just clinging on to the vain hope that religion is an answer for the unknown. Instead, he knew preferred the truth and was now part of the Post Theological world that no longer needed fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.
Post Theological by Pointer of the Obvious February 18, 2009