Theologian

A male or female who is a fan of Divergent star, Theo James.

I am a proud Theologian because Theo is DAMNNN FINE.

Theologian by TheoJIsMyBae May 14, 2015

theologian

Someone who searches a pitch black cave for a black cat which is not there - and finds it!

I can prove that my god is better than all other gods, the theologian thundered.

theologian by SL the humanist May 24, 2005

theologian

Someone who starts with a "known" conclusion and attempts to provide reasons despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary.

"God must exist, because that's what I was told when I was young...here are some other reasons"

theologian by heathen May 8, 2005

computer theologian 

Delusional person who believes electro-mechanical artificial intelligence will duplicate or surpass live intelligence.

When the conversation turned to the computer age, artificial intelligence & man's uncertain future, suddenly the deadpan Ann became animated. After all, she earned her PhD as a computer theologian at MIT and was all too happy to convert anyone who would listen to her.

computer theologian by Kotywon Kenobi June 25, 2006

Theodorian 

A theodorian is someone who makes the claim in which Theodore is receiving the best head among the 3 chipmunks. Despite the many adversities including verbal abuse from normie alvinists, and general ignorance throughout the chipmunist community, the theodorians still are able to stand their ground as valid theorists. This is likely because the theodorian theory disregards unimportant factors such as attractiveness and popularity of the female chipmunks (both of which have been proven to be unrelated to the enjoyment of one's head), and instead takes note of the more complex evidential reasons.

The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.

The theodorian theory is the most widely accepted theory among chipmunkist intellectuals.

Theodorian by tedlywinks September 19, 2019

theological noncognitivist

A person who believes that words such as "sanctity", "spirit", and "god" have no meaning because they refer to subjects that humans can't comprehend.

Religious man: "Don't you feel the love of Jesus raining down upon you?"

Theological Noncognitivist : "What's a jesus?"

theological noncognitivist by dudeman909090 March 15, 2010

Post Theological 

The stage after Pre Theological in which science answers most of the basic questions that humans ask and no longer need to substitute supernatural explanations because we are learning the natural explanations.

He disliked the term Atheist because he realized that people who still use that term are just clinging on to the vain hope that religion is an answer for the unknown. Instead, he knew preferred the truth and was now part of the Post Theological world that no longer needed fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.

Post Theological by Pointer of the Obvious February 18, 2009