theologian

Someone who searches a pitch black cave for a black cat which is not there - and finds it!

I can prove that my god is better than all other gods, the theologian thundered.

by SL the humanist May 24, 2005

theologian

Someone who starts with a "known" conclusion and attempts to provide reasons despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary.

"God must exist, because that's what I was told when I was young...here are some other reasons"

by heathen May 8, 2005

Theologian

A male or female who is a fan of Divergent star, Theo James.

I am a proud Theologian because Theo is DAMNNN FINE.

by TheoJIsMyBae May 14, 2015

computer theologian

Delusional person who believes electro-mechanical artificial intelligence will duplicate or surpass live intelligence.

When the conversation turned to the computer age, artificial intelligence & man's uncertain future, suddenly the deadpan Ann became animated. After all, she earned her PhD as a computer theologian at MIT and was all too happy to convert anyone who would listen to her.

by Kotywon Kenobi June 25, 2006