Definitions by Theodorian

Alvinist

Typically used to describe a person who thinks that Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks is getting the best head, however, it may be used as a derogatory term meaning "fool", "idiot", or "dumbass".

"Why is that kid drinking from the toilet?"
"Don't pay attention to him, he's an Alvinist."

Alvinist by Theodorian September 20, 2019

Theodorian 

Used to describe those who believe Theodore of Alvin and the Chipmunks is receiving the best head, however, it may also be used to describe someone as a genius among men.

"Wow, who's that kid who got a perfect score on the SAT?"
"Oh, that's Joseph. He's a Theodorian."
"He's so hot!"

Theodorian by Theodorian September 20, 2019