Theodorist believes that out of all 3 chipmunks Theodore is in fact getting the best head.
”Sir? Have you by any chance wondered which one of these chipmunks is experiencing the most pleasurable blow job. I’m sure that it’s Alvin by the looks of it”
”As a true believer of Theodorism I’m afraid I must disagree with you”
One who overuses the phrase "In theory", beginning and ending sentences with the phrase on a dailybasis.
In Theory, items shipping from china by airplane should arrive sooner than those by ship. Those items should have arrived today, in theory. If that theororist says "in theory" one more time I'm going to ship HIM to China.
Theodosis is one of a kind human being. He’s the funniest yet sweetest friend you could ever have. He’s the type to make you laugh after you finish crying, or the friend who would wipe your tears. Theodosis has been through some tough times in his life, but that never stopped him from pushing through and continuing to laugh and joke. Definitely a one of a kind. The type of friend you would smile thinking about all the memories you made with them. If you’re friends with a Theodosis, you should consider yourself fortunate. Being friends with a Theodosis is a blessing and a one in a million chance.
1) A person who blindly accepts the government narrative of the day without question.
2) Someone who still believes there's a difference between either major political and refuses to understand that regardless of party, government always has been, and always will be the enemy of humanity.
Anyone who has lived through the last 20 years and still thinks the government is here to help is a complacency theororist.
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.