Theodore G. 

Man this dude is a sith master.

Theo: Thank the force!
Zach: Laughs.
Theo: So I was reading my book last night...
Zach: Cracks up, snots on hand. Gross.

Theodore G. by A-dizzle April 8, 2005

Theodore G. 

The funniest french bastard ever, who likes to "do homework" and "go outside for a little bit" because he is such a good little French boy. He loves Starwars and even though he says the most racist things ever, he doesn't really mean it, and it's usually funny. May Theo go out through history and the "Funny French Boy Who Could"

Theo: Um Thew? I don't speak "Jew."

Theo: (insert here) for many moons.

(WAY over used, but it's always funny when he does it)

Theo: Heey, esé...

Theodore G. by [not listed] February 15, 2005

Theodore G. 

another word for flaming homosexual

kid: "hey mom why is that man wearing crotchless leather pants?"
mom: "ohh hes just a theodore g"

Theodore G. by theMATZAballa March 3, 2005

Theodore G. 

Definitively Not Theo Goldrach

A: What's a Theodore G.
B: Definitely not Theo Goldrach even though he likes to think so.

Theodore G. by Jimbo March 15, 2005

Theodore the Ginger Cat 

Theodore the Ginger Cat is the greatest Cat to ever walk the earth. He can crush entire armies with his little finger whilst feeding the poor just by blessing them with his wonderful speech. Yah, Theodore the Ginger Cat, a Cat among Pussies.

"OMG, I am unworthy, Theodore the Ginger Cat, to be shot by a gun containing hardened pieces of your shit. Use the shit to fertilise Africa, and I'll hang myself." -A typical reaction

Theodore the Ginger Cat by Jason Chandler July 2, 2004

Grand Wizzard Theodore 

Legendary inventor of the scratch.

The story goes that one day in 1979, Theodore was messing around on his brother's turntables, practicing his mixing skills so that he could DJ at parties in the Bronx. As is natural with all teenagers, he had his music up too loud. His mother started banging on the door and yelling at him. In order to listen to her, he put his hand on the record to stop it. He still wanted to keep the groove going, and found himself moving the record back and forth with his hand. It produced a sound he liked, and after his mother left, he spent weeks perfecting this technique, and finally unveiled it at a party during his mix.

Grand Wizzard Theodore is the inventor of the scratch, and the unofficial father of turntablism.

Grand Wizzard Theodore by DJ Conan April 12, 2004

Theodor Geisel

Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.

Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.

Theodor Geisel by Theodor Geisel October 10, 2008