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1. To whine incessantly and in an overly dramatic fashion.

2. To attempt to rectify a problem by involving every resource at your disposal, to the point of insanity.
"If you continue to Geisel, I'm going to hang up on you."

"He's pulling a Geisel, I think he has NASA researching his lost sock..."
geisel by -B-C- November 10, 2008
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Cool friend. Probably even better than your friend Nate or Alexia. They are always there for you. She is one of the boys so she totally understands her boyfriends point of views where as most girls would just get mad. She has an expanding sense of humor unless it’s actually not funny. She may seem like she has her life together but really she’s just as lost as Amelia Earhart. And she is everyone’s dream girl. She hoops, she’s funny, smart, beautiful, amazing.
Your boyfriend: “gosh why can’t you be more of a Geisel”
You because you are insecure: “ I wish I was more of a Geisel”
Geisel by Franklotion June 7, 2020
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to ship an unusual item by secret means for a practical joke
"Did you geisel that package to your sisters house?"
geisel by bt1st September 22, 2006

Theodor Geisel

Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.
Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.
Theodor Geisel by Theodor Geisel October 10, 2008
The most gorgeous,most fun and smartest girl you will ever meet. The type of girl you want to marry, show off, and spend every moment of your life with. Gisela's are always cute; in the way they act and in the way they look. She is unbelievably amazing in everything she does. Her eyes make you want to stare at them all day. Her skin is soft and smooth. She never realizes how beautiful she is no matter how many times you tell her. Her smartness is beyond intelligent, you can practically feel her smarts rubbing off on you! She makes you mad but you cant help but be happy and smile when you see her. She is perfect.
Hey is your girlfriend cute, amazing, and funny?

Of course she is! she's a Gisela!!!
Gisela by Bullnene February 3, 2020
To fail at something. To try your hardest, but yet always suck. Named after the infamouse Tyler Geidel.
Yea, I totally geideled it. I'm the worst
Geidel by jameslegs February 23, 2011
Is a perfect girl. Sexy,honest, smart, logical, and sweet. Hypnotizes her lover with her gorgeous eyes. She is passionate to succeed and at the same time is down to earth and likes to spend time valuing her family. She can balance her finances well and can prosper in big plans.
Guy: Look at her, she's perfect, she must be a Gisella.
Gisella by George200 July 28, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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