yellow porn

Don't eat yellow snow, and don't watch yellow porn!
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yellow porn

Don't eat yellow snow, and don't read yellow porn!
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Grand Wizzard Theodore

Legendary inventor of the scratch.

The story goes that one day in 1979, Theodore was messing around on his brother's turntables, practicing his mixing skills so that he could DJ at parties in the Bronx. As is natural with all teenagers, he had his music up too loud. His mother started banging on the door and yelling at him. In order to listen to her, he put his hand on the record to stop it. He still wanted to keep the groove going, and found himself moving the record back and forth with his hand. It produced a sound he liked, and after his mother left, he spent weeks perfecting this technique, and finally unveiled it at a party during his mix.
Grand Wizzard Theodore is the inventor of the scratch, and the unofficial father of turntablism.
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hangover

When a girl wears jeans that are way too tight for her, and the flab around her hips HANGS OVER the top of her jeans.
Dude, did you see that? That girl had a huge hangover.
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Drop a deuce

To void feces from the bowels: to defecate, to "take a shit."

("deuce" comes from the commonly used "number 2")
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chillin like a villain

Equivelant to "I'm fine, thanks." Can be found in many different forms(See examples)
Someone asks you: "Sup, dude?"
You say:
"Chillin'"
"Chillin' like a villain"
"Chillin', killin'"(Scary Movie)
OR for the extremely bored:
"Chillin', killin', and blood spillin' like a motha f**kin villain"
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scratch

A musical note of definite pitch, created when moving a piece of vinyl back and forth in a rhythmic fashion under a needle on a phonographic turntable. Accidentally discovered (and later perfected) by Grand Wizzard Theodore.
"In fact I can't see, or can't imagine, a man who ain't a lover of beats, or a fan of scratchin'." - Eminem - "Infinite"
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