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The Twisty 

A mandatory technique utilized during fellatio which involves the simultaneous use of the hand. This is similar to a basic hand job but instead of the standard lateral movement of the hand/wrist there is an additional twisting or oscillating approach.
Standard blow jobs without the use of the hand just don't cut it anymore. In order for me to achieve orgasm my girlfriend has to use the twisty and deep throat techniques.
The Twisty by Creeping Doom May 31, 2017
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The twisty Alias

when two men violently grope each others nipples and recite the constitution.
'Oh he was so good at the twisty alias last night, I could feel my breasts getting milked like a cow. 100% would recommend.'

twisty the clown

american horror story freakshow clown boy who was misunderstood :(
they spread LIES about him that ruined his life when all he wanted to do was be a good clown and make kids happy and smile and laugh

but instead everyone believed the mean rumors to the point where he thought he was doing the right thing but became a bad clown boy :(

not his fault
"who's your favorite american horror story character?"
"Definently Twisty the Clown ! poor guy he tried his best but was set up for failure"

The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000

The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.
The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.

the twisties 

When a gymnast loses her/his bearings in a twisting, or rotating movement and becomes lost in the air, literally not knowing up from down!
She had been experiecing the twisties during practice sessions, and decided to withdraw from the competition.
the twisties by talk2me-JCH2 July 31, 2021

the twister 

when you wrap your middle finger and ring finger around your index finger and stick it into a womens vagina
Girl 1: So i saw you leave with your cousins bf last night
Girl 2: yeah i felt guilty but he sure knew how to give the twister
the twister by mink mysta January 29, 2008

the twist 

A dance from back in the days in which you get bend at the knees. While bending down you turn your knees and body in opposite directions getting lower to the ground
He does the twist like a pro

He should he is a noyes
the twist by Noyes Genes June 24, 2011
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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