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1. A very conflicted person
2. the act of being conflicted
No!, Yes!
pronounced Noi-ez
That girl was so noyes
Noyes by FreeMountainRose May 30, 2013
a word that means what the user thinks but the receiver will never know
person a: are you stalking me?
person b: noyes.
noyes by Pepperiscute May 29, 2021

White Noyes 

Talented DJ and rising hip hop star

also happens to be a skinny white boy who spits phat raps in the middle of a conversation
Whose that white kid rapping Eminem?

Oh-that's just White Noyes
White Noyes by Michelle Nicole February 18, 2009
no noyes is someone who has no balls and they can't make babies.
david is a no noyes and he can't mac babies.
no noyes by John Noyes March 24, 2005

kody noyes 

kody noyes is an athletic, big-headed, sexy male who makes friends easily. He is not super smart, but he makes up for it with charictor. He is a nervous person around his special someone, and usually has blue or green eyes. He doesn't like hot weather or puzzles.
"you never know what you're in for when kody noyes is around!"
kody noyes by Awesome:) November 22, 2013

Alexandra Noyes 

A girl with baby fingures, baby toes, baby knees, just baby everything except her gigantic 50 inch peepee that her friends loved and adored. lmao
Omg have you heard of the ugly girl with the big peepee her name is Alexandra Noyes
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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