If you want to do the Blue Whale Challenge, first off, dont. Do this instead. Please. Don't kill yourself. Please don't. People care. They really do. I promise.
The pink book is a book that is designed for "that growing young lady". Inside, you will find out about a girls body, life style, and what sex is. Though, when you read more into it, you find out it's more along the lines of "that growing whore inside of you that you needs to come out" It has stories from girls in the US on how to give your boyfriend (or girlfriend) how to "please" them correctly... such as looking into his eyes while sucking, it takes almost 40 to get him horny, and a large picture of a girls vagina saying "HELLO!!"
Tan: "QUICK!! Wave that page in the webcam for the world to see!"
ClaireBear: "OKAY!!"
Seth: "Okay Billy, we're going to look at some silhouette.. now tell me what you think of when you see this picture?"
Billy: *mummble mummble* "GAME...game....game...game
A sexual maneuver in which the male/female who is performing this technical/magnificent act, uses a prime number of digits (3) from one hand to pleasure a female recipient. The pointer (index) finger is used in correlation with the middle (digitus medius) finger, as both are to be inserted into the vaginal cavity of aforementioned recipient. Digit #3 is your pinky (baby) finger, which will be used to"fullfil" the final structural component required to accomplish this maneuver. All three digits are to be placed INSIDE the predetermined placement points (PPP), simultaneously. Once you feel like all three digits have been properly placed, you can move on to the next phase of the maneuver. Slowly move your digits in a thrusting, in-and-out motion. This is the basic movement used to achieve the pinnacle of pleasure (POP). Any additional choreography is to be used at your own discretion. Note: some form of water/silicone based lubricant is not a mandatory requirement, but does come as a recommendation. This maneuver could also be called "The Shocker." Not to be mistaken for "The Spocker" or "The Show Stopper."
Me: "I overheard a college kid yesterday that said, 'Ya bro, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, ha ha ha ha ha ha.'"
Co-worker: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Me: "That's what I said! I can't believe all the nasty things people do in the sack."
Co-worker: "No kidding."
Me: "I'm going to try it on Felicia tonight."
(Moment of silence)
Both: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.