Atonement

The acceptance to the FACT that ALL MINDS ARE JOINED, AND ALL MINDS ARE HEALD

I literally know everything, but life is STILL hard, probably because I forgot to accept the atonement.

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

Atonement Academy

Irrelevant

Person 1: hey what middle school did you go to?
Person 2: Atonement Academy
Person 1: what the fuck is that

by WBB c April 10, 2019

tip atonement

The superficial, overgratuitous, and "too little too late" speech that comes at the end of a poorly serviced restaurant meal from a neglegent waitress in the hopes that she might still get a tip.

Waitress: "why THANK you SO MUCH for honoring us with your visit tonight!! Is there ANYTHING else I can get for you? ANYTHING at all? Do you just want a bill? I've got it right here. Thank you SO MUCH!"

Customer: "Um, how about the two cokes we asked for a half an hour ago while you were in the back picking your nose? God you're a stupid bitch. I'm not giving you a tip for that shitty tip atonement."

by Scottee Mac January 8, 2006

Sober Atonement

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.

Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?

by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009

aforementioned

Referring to something spoken about it an earlier statement.

The aforementioned book has been out of print since 1835

by Cassidy Peterson January 20, 2004

Attunement

Being one with yourself

When I started meditating, that brought me closer to achieving attunement.

by Human whisperer October 20, 2019

Alonement

Alonement: that feeling you get when you start to believe you were just meant to be alone, and you're kinda okay with it, because you know you're abit weird, and the relationships you've been in before have been very hard and sometimes abusive, so maybe this will be the best way for you to enjoy life. Live strong little one

My alonement is really making itself known.

I'm really feeling my alonement.

I've become lost in my alonement.

Is alonement even a good new word? Idk.

by Betacuck June 2, 2018