Ronny: Yo, you smash last night?
Cris: Nah, I gave her The Vlad instead.
Ronny: The what?
Cris: The Vlad, it's when you go down on a girl for two straight hours.
Ronny: Shit... Yo, you brush your teeth today?
Cris: Ofcourse?
Ronny: Go brush them again bruh...
Cris: Nah, I gave her The Vlad instead.
Ronny: The what?
Cris: The Vlad, it's when you go down on a girl for two straight hours.
Ronny: Shit... Yo, you brush your teeth today?
Cris: Ofcourse?
Ronny: Go brush them again bruh...
by Solus00 March 21, 2016
Get the The Vladmug. A sexual act that includes running into the room without a shirt, screaming in Russian, and the fucking of a bear.
by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017
Get the The Vladmug. An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.
by theo bendy January 26, 2019
Get the Vladmug. Vlad is usually a Russian name, sometimes romanian, and usually is an athletic all around great guy that is good at everything. He is known to have a big penis and is a legend in bed. He has an amazing body and really funny. He is very popular especially with females...fine females
girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy new kid he makes my nipples hard!!!!
Girl 2: oh yeah that guy must be a Vlad
girl 1: yeah i heard he has a big penis too
Girl 2: oh yeah that guy must be a Vlad
girl 1: yeah i heard he has a big penis too
by kdfoidasf April 7, 2010
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Get the Vladmug. by wanking December 12, 2016
Get the Vladmug.