The Speer 

The Speer or Speering is the act of licking the palm of your hand and wiping the spit on your dick to wet for sex. Keeping your fingers tightly together.

He couldn't get her turned on so he totally did The Speer last night.

The Speer by amishyoutoo October 29, 2010

tip of the spear 

An American idiom commonly used in military operations to mean the first soldiers to go into a war zone. In common usage it means the first to venture into a new endeavor. A trailblazer.

When it comes to creating new technologies, Steve Jobs was the tip of the spear.

tip of the spear by Moffrogangus October 22, 2015

The Spear Man 

When a man takes shallow thrusts during sex until the woman is near climax. He then pushes his penis all the way in as hard as he can and holds it there; often causing the woman to scream from the shock.

So I gave her the spear man and she cried out, "OH! YOU'RE SO DEEP!"

The Spear Man by kdon121 May 13, 2010

Shaking the spear

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Teacher : Class, anyone knows what William Shakespeare does in his free time ?

Daya : He shakes his spear.

Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??

Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.

William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.

Shaking the spear by zingeraddict October 8, 2011

Polishing the spear 

To wank off and make your spear "Shine"
AKA Wacking off
Masturbating
And SLAPPING THE SHALOM

Isaac B "Jonah WTF are u doing1111!"
Jonah B "Im playing skyrim and polishing the spear!"

Polishing the spear by chodechopper October 16, 2014

The Sheer Heart Attack 

A sexual position where you just scream “Sheer Heart Attack has no weakness!” And then make the Tiger from Naruto and stuff it in her pussy (ass) till she (or he) moans.

Sheer Heart Attack is a JoJo reference, it is Yoshikage Kira’s third bomb. This is from JoJos Bizarre Adventure by Hirohiko Araki.

The SHA is the hand sign you use.

This is used only when you have watched JoJo and you are having sex.

The Sheer Heart Attack is used in many ways. Example:

Her (him): Harder Daddy
You: Sheer Heart Attack has no weakness

You then have to do the Tiger and stuff it in his ass or her pussy

The Sheer Heart Attack by YoshikageKira204 December 27, 2020

THE SNEER ZONE

(THE SNEER ZONE) Is the Adjoining Sweat and Stink Pathway Gutter Between the (Female) Vagina and Butt Hole or the No Man's Land Between the Cock and Ball Sack and the Butt Hole (Male) that Accumulates the Rotten Stench and Microbes from Both Worlds (Male & Female) This is the Place where Body Oils and Shit Hole Greases Collect the place of Used Oily Dry Blood mixed with the Terrible Smell of Dirty Vagina or the Male's Smegma Fuzed with Old Urine and Dead Sperm a World Between Two World's the Garbage Patch of Skin that when You Take to Smelling It (The Sneer Zone) Is Going to Make You Puke.

Missing her cunt hole the gentleman's penis accidently slips into her butt hole instead as it sloshes, drags and mixes lovers juices and sewer sap untidily deposited as a foul syrup onto the region of skin and bone that no lover has any use for a place between here and there where disgusting odors stick where few dare to taste a place of nothingness and the putrid only worthy of an occasional scratch YOU have just entered (The Sneer Zone).

THE SNEER ZONE by Bluto Blundermeat July 25, 2009