The Prof

Typing error, should read "The Poof"

Adam Kelly is also known as The Prof, because he is The Poof, and an enormous loser.

The Prof by TTZM July 28, 2004

mindhunter the profiler 

Mindhunter the Profiler: Mindhunter Profiler A.K.A. Limerick Man — A customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submitted reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter the Profiler.”

No one knows why he does this.

He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.

Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.

There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider

He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.

There was an idea provider,
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.

mindhunter the profiler by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 16, 2022

The Professor 

When a male fixes the bridge of a pair of glasses to the base of the shaft of his penis and enters an orifice of his partner.

I had a date with this dumb chick and when I took her home, I gave her The Professor.

The Professor by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack August 3, 2012

Michal the Professor 

the person who wise Daria fancies

Daria fancie Michal the Professor

Michal the Professor by Majkl12 September 15, 2020

The Professor 

Riding a chick doggystyle wearing nothing but loafers and reading glasses. While upon ejaculation, yell out "that's an A+" and smack her ass with a yardstick.

Turtle: "I cannot wait to get that fenix back to the schoolhouse and show her the professor"

Barber: "Yeah, she's got that A+ talent"

The Professor by SallyBagsMcGee November 17, 2011

the professor 

The ruse of having a guy come over to fix something, with the real intention of having sex with him. Much the same way Marianne, Ginger, Mrs. Howell, and the Skipper, used to play the Professor on the ol' TV classic Gilligan's Island.

Elaine worked the professor on Newman. She had him come over to fix her mail slot, and he delivered all over her.

the professor by Pantaloon January 28, 2008

The Profit

Relating to God itself, or a Master of Rap.

1: Do you know who The Profit is?
2: Yeah Man! Its Anthony Sinigail thats who!
1: Oh I gotcha now.

The Profit by Rip shirts like hulk hogan. August 5, 2008