A sexual maneuver in which the
male/
female who is performing this technical/magnificent act, uses a prime number of digits (3) from
one hand to pleasure a female recipient. The pointer (index) finger is used in correlation with the middle (digitus medius) finger, as both are to be inserted into the vaginal cavity of aforementioned recipient. Digit #3 is your pinky (
baby) finger, which will be used to"fullfil" the final structural component required to accomplish this maneuver. All three digits are to be placed INSIDE the predetermined placement points (PPP), simultaneously. Once you feel
like all three digits have been properly placed, you can move on to the next phase of the maneuver. Slowly move your digits in a thrusting, in-and-out
motion. This is the basic movement used to achieve the pinnacle of pleasure (POP). Any additional choreography is to be used at your own discretion. Note: some form of water/silicone
based lubricant is not a mandatory requirement, but does come as a recommendation. This maneuver could also be called "The
Shocker." Not to be mistaken for "The Spocker" or "The Show Stopper."
Me: "I overheard a college kid yesterday that said, 'Ya bro, 2 in the pink
1 in the stink, ha ha ha ha ha ha.'"
Co-worker: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Me: "That's what I said! I can't believe all the nasty things
people do in the sack."
Co-worker: "No kidding."
Me: "I'm going to try it on
Felicia tonight."
(Moment of silence)
Both: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
