The New Jersey 

A sexual term: Farting while masturbating.

"Damn son, I just walked in on Alec doing the New Jersey!!"

The New Jersey by Anthony0001 July 24, 2008

The New Jersey Turnpike 

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"

The New Jersey Turnpike by RoyCoup December 10, 2012

The New Jersey Monster 

Fear the NJ Monster for it is fucking huge.

It's like New Jersey only... it's A MONSTER!!!!!!

It's 300 MILES TALL and it kills SPACESHIPS

It's also as WIDE AS NICO RAAAAWWWWGGGG!!!!!!!

It's legs are made of "SUPER IRON" RRRAWWWGGGG!!!! which is like IRON exept it's LIKE FLESH only it's made of A MILLION BILLION BLACK HOLES.

It's body is made of WHITE HOLES which neutralizes the black hole's gravity vacumes,

it's CLAWS are made of SUPER NOVAS and when they hit stuff it causes another SUPER NOVA

It's face is made of trees EVIIIILLL TREES and its TEETH are made of HELL the real HELL that DANTE wrote about, exept they're TEETH EVVVILLL HELL TEETH RRRAAWWWGGG.

and he's gonna get YOU

RRRRAWWWWGGG!!!!

Guy:OMFG It's the New Jersey Monster
Other Guy: Duh, it's 300 miles tall.

The New Jersey Monster by Alexander D'Arata-Newby March 13, 2004

The New Jersey Turnpike Special

When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.

We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.

The New Jersey Turnpike Special by Crotch Kid99877 July 9, 2010

The New Jersey Monster 

The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk

I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.

The New Jersey Monster by Joe Bob May 13, 2005

the new jersey monster 

^^^ uhh... what they said...

Becuase you talk about The New Jersey Monster, you must be INSANE! MAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

the new jersey monster by FRESHMAN April 30, 2004

The New Jersey Monster 

If New Jersey was, like, alive, and it was a monster, then it would be this.

Holy S***, Alex! It's the New Jersey Monster!

The New Jersey Monster by Nico April 29, 2004