Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Slutty dance made popular by Deena Nicole from Jersey Shore.
The instructions for the dance are as follows:

1. Bend over and place your manicured hands on the ground.

2. Make sure your butt is as high up in the air as it can be.

3. Grind up against a juicehead guido.

4. Bend your knees and yell "I'm a blast in a glass!"
1) The only dance that girl knows how to do is the Jersey Turnpike, she's so skanky.
by uyJDfajdfgkjgdf July 29, 2011
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in bartending, it is the process of combining all of the alcoholic residue from the bar, cup mats, etc., into a pint glass and giving it to the drunk who keeps asking for more.
Man, I gave Bill a jersey turnpike. In two seconds, the asshole threw up a garden state.
by Tommy Boy March 06, 2005
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A drink where the contents of a bar mat is dumped into a shot glass. Best right before last call
Tony was so drunk last night he actually downed a Turnpike. I puked watching it.
by Uncle Danny May 02, 2005
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This is when your fucking a girl doggie style and finger her asshole, then put that finger in her mouth and fishhook her.
I gave that whore from NJ a taste of home when I gave her a Jersey Turnpike
by Mongo February 02, 2005
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