The Gar

When you go on Facebook chat and start to talk to a girl. You log off and on really quick. Then you say "dam it, Facebook chat never works for me, can I text you instead?" Bingo. You have successfully gotten there number. It is called The Gar because that is who invented it

Guy 1: Dude I really want to get Sally's number but I don't know how?!?!

Guy 2: Bro, use The Gar its worked for me 4 times!

-----------Later that Day-----------------

Guy 1:IT WORKED I GOT IT!!!

by TimSaywer February 21, 2011

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the GAR rating

Derived from the baseball WAR rating, the GAR rating stands for girls above replacement. A GAR rating can be assigned to anything from a new article of clothing to a new car and basically describes the amount of girls that you will now get with every year that you wouldn't have gotten without it.

These new pants are sweet...the GAR rating is at least 2.0

Dude why would you sell your car? It had a 5.0 GAR rating

That sweater has a GAR of like 20. I just popped a boner

by lalalalala23 December 5, 2012

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I'll be in the garage.

I'll be in the garage is a reference to the show "Rick and Morty where rick and his lover call it off. He gets home and tells his family how life is meaningless and says I'll be in the garage, where he has a attempt of suicide.

Jake: Are you okay dude? That break up was pretty harsh.

Gage: Yeah I'm fine, I'll be in the garage.

by Jackson davidson October 9, 2017

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Check out the garden

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .

John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

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Gnarfle the Garthok

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

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