"Plant a seed in her dirt hole and see what grows"

After a morning fuck session following a one night stand, you big spoon her while your dick recovers for another round. While recovering, you let it slip in her ass so she doesn't realize it till its too late. At this point, she either digs it or she bolts...either way, you win.
Travis was done messing with the broad, she needed to leave or let him put it in her ass so he gave her "the gardener"
by awac March 19, 2009
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A sexual maneuver where a person with diarrhea plugs his or her own asshole with their finger, as a gardener would plug a running hose with their thumb, dousing a fine liquid spray of fecal discharge all over the other partner's face and body.
Guy: I want to Cleveland Steamer you with a Golden Shower, babe.

Girl: No, I want your fine fecal spray all over my face. Give me The Gardener!
Guy: You got it! I had bad Mexican food earlier, here it comes!
by Trigga Finga May 3, 2013
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A gardener is a piece of shit who never mows the lawns and let’s all your plants die.
Shasko Dubich our gardener pulled up in his 2005 g wagon and was three hours late and all he had to do was mow the grass and rake the leaves. Andre Rakin his right hand man was drinking a beer while Shasko Dubich bragged about how he owned a trailer park.
by Shasko Dubich February 3, 2022
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A band made of a duo; Fletcher and Wyatt Shesrs , driven by the genre Vada Vada. Unique in its semi-eclectic and unique sound.
Guy: Just listened to The Garden - the beats are so narly! is it expiremental, rock,electronic, alternative?

Gal: it’s Vada Vada- a mix!

Guy: wow- I suddenly discovered another aspect of life through the lyrics, I’ve never looked at it that way!

Gal: it’s fun isn’t it? !
by 10.1.9_Castro September 30, 2017
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An undercover name, used by teenagers for person who sells cannabis.
"dude, the gardener got arrested" or "i saw the gardener yesterday"
by Beckee February 22, 2008
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Being left alone or kept waiting all of a sudden without end or closure; being ghosted or left in the dark.

The phrase references the tragic backstory of the antagonist Spinel from Steven Universe: The Movie, who was told to stand very still and wait on her best friend in their garden, oblivious to the fact that her "friend" had no intention of returning.
"I thought things were going well but one day she just went silent and I was left in the garden."
by DevLunar April 8, 2020
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No I won't

You know you're all alone, your friends, they aren't at home
Everybody's gone to the garden
As you look into the trees, you can look, but you don't see
Flowers seem to tease you at the garden
Everybody's there, but you don't seem to care
What's it with you man, and this garden? Yeah

Turned into my worst phobia
A crazy man's utopia
If you're lost, no one can show ya
But it sure was glad to know ya
Only poor boys take a chance
On the garden's song and dance
Feel her flowers, as they wrap around
But only smart boys do without

You can find it all inside, no need to wrestle with your pride
No, you ain't losing your mind, you're just in the garden
They can lead you to yourself or you can throw it on the shelf
But you know you can look inside for the garden

I wasn't really scared
Lost my virginity there
To a gypsy with blond hair
But now no one seems to care
Like a mouse inside a maze
Wandering 'round for daze
With a smile upon my face
I never want to leave this place
Only poor boys take a chance
On this garden song and dance
Feel her flowers, as they wrap around
But only smart boys do without
Turned into my worst phobia
It's a crazy man's utopia
If you're lost no one can show you
But it sure was glad to know you

Bye-bye, so long, bye-bye
It's glad to know you
Aw, so long
by Mommy I Rocky January 24, 2022
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