The Garfield

A sexual act in which the the woman is naked and standing or leaning with her face and arms pressed against a window while being nailed from behind.

We were at this hotel on the twenty sixth floor with all glass walls, so I gave her the Garfield with the lights on.

by EB80 January 6, 2009

When you are eating lasagna and get an orgasm.

Holy shit I just did The Garfield!

by WelliStealLemons December 3, 2019

Garfield

by Wolfking July 15, 2019

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.

He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.

by BananaHat63 March 17, 2017

The strongest living being in this universe. Don’t be a fool and try to run. It’s already gotten to you.

by Electrik man December 1, 2019

swag ass mofokin kitty cat
all my homies love garfield

Guy 1: man i fuckin love garfield hes so cool
Guy 2: i know right bro garfield comics are so dayum cool

Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.

by la latinax3 July 8, 2009