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When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.
John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.

Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.
by Genitalien August 01, 2020

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Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders
Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.
by Genitalien August 01, 2020

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a guy who has a kick ass truck but is afraid to haul anything or get it dirty
John: I should get Tim to bring his truck over to haul these rocks.
Kevin: Too bad Tim is a truck pussy and is scared to get it dirty.
by Genitalien August 01, 2020

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A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."
by Genitalien July 03, 2020

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location with absolutely no hot pieces of ass.
John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man
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Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .
John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck
by Genitalien August 01, 2020

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location with absolutely no hot pieces of ass.
John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man
by Genitalien August 01, 2020

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