13 definitions by Genitalien

The drunk bastard at your party who pisses everywhere.
Amber: Party's over. Everyone out and someone take El Piño with you. That fucker peed in the flowerpot and behind the couch.
by Genitalien September 29, 2021
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The guy who comes over to drink and pees fucking everywhere
Joe: Hey John will be over later to have a few.
Amber: Great, El Piño rolling in. Teach that asshole to pee in the toilet. Last time he was here, he peed in the flowerpot and behind the couch.
by Genitalien September 25, 2021
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Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .
John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck
by Genitalien August 1, 2020
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Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders
Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.
by Genitalien August 1, 2020
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The douche at your table at the Mexican restaurant that eats all the sala and good chips, leaving behind tortilla crumbs and an empty salsa bowl
Ed: Hey, pass the chips
Joe: Here you go but there ain't much left. You know John is a fucking salsasshole.
by Genitalien May 8, 2021
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Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating
Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.
by Genitalien August 29, 2020
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The act of masturbating whilst sitting in a parking lot
Campus Police officer: Sir, what are you doing here with your penis out?

John: hey officer, just playing the air drums .
by Genitalien October 18, 2020
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