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I told you in our texcon, I’ll meet you for dinner at 7:30.
TexCon by grannyullis September 8, 2021
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Telcontar 

A word in the fictional language of Quenya (which was made by J.R.R. Tolkien and is a type of Elvish). It means "Strider" in Quenya and was the name given to all the descendants of Aragorn (son of Arathorn, from the Lord of the Rings). The name was given by Peregrin Took or Pippin who continued to address Aragorn as "Strider" even in front of high ranking officials. Aragorn then said that the name of his house would be "Telcontar", the equivalent of Strider in Quenya.
Eldarion, son of Aragorn, was the first of the House of Telcontar.

Eldarion Telcontar
Telcontar by AlaraTheAwesome November 2, 2012
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Texcommunicate 

Censure used to deprive or suspend Texas citizenship. Texcommunication may involve banishment, shunning, and shaming, depending on the offense that caused Texcommunication, or the rules or norms of the Texas community. The most common reasons for Texcommunication include the mortal sins of vegetarianism and/or support of professional sports teams such as the New York Yankees or the Washington Redskins.
Alvaro was a lifelong Texan, but was in danger of being Texcommunicated for considering becoming a vegetarian.
Texcommunicate by mriojas May 20, 2013

textonym 

A textonym is a word which becomes ambiguous when using predictive text due to having the same button combination as other unrelated words. They often make a text confusing or incomprehensible.
Particularly prominent in drunk texting.

He = If
Me = Of
Book = Cool
Soon = Room
'Textonyms are so annoying, my drunken text makes no sense'
textonym by MySpaceFTL November 26, 2007
texton

When someone becomes aroused, male or female after receiving a sexual text or the desired outcome between individuals during a sexting session.
Wow, I really got a texton today after texting with Jennifer.

You know when you send me texts like that, I really get a texton.

I bet a can give you a texton by the end of this text.
Texton by Miss Curly May 28, 2009

textonitus 

The soreness you get in your thumbs from texting too much.
I have to actually call my friends because my thumbs are too sore to text them today, I think I have textonitus.
textonitus by Free Ranger June 3, 2007

TelcoNinja 

bitch, you ain't a fucking ninja.
laR laR in the caR caR
TelcoNinja by anonymous March 16, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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