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Texcommunicate

Censure used to deprive or suspend Texas citizenship. Texcommunication may involve banishment, shunning, and shaming, depending on the offense that caused Texcommunication, or the rules or norms of the Texas community. The most common reasons for Texcommunication include the mortal sins of vegetarianism and/or support of professional sports teams such as the New York Yankees or the Washington Redskins.

Alvaro was a lifelong Texan, but was in danger of being Texcommunicated for considering becoming a vegetarian.

by mriojas May 20, 2013