tecond
"I'll be there in five teconds would mean fifty seconds. Yo can we make this a thing?" - Simpleflips 2024
Words you can keep
Teondre
Usually a tall, very very handsome male, who's has amazing skill when playing Xbox. He's very good with girls and he prefers tits over ass. He's obsessed with girls and tries to talk to one at least every now and then. He has a very nice body and a nice smile. Good taste in music and he cam defend himself pretty well.
Girl: "Wow Teondre, you're so sexy!"
Call of Duty fanboy: "Wow Teondre you're amazing at Call of Duty, I wish I could be as good as you!"
Call of Duty fanboy: "Wow Teondre you're amazing at Call of Duty, I wish I could be as good as you!"
Teondre by YourBestie June 28, 2013
Taeconda
A combination of Taehyung and the word Anaconda(massive sized creatures) in a wordplay to make Taeconda.
Taeconda thus refers to Kim Taehyung's humonguous and massive schlong. It is even believed to have its own consciousness as it moves and twitches alone.
The rumors say Tae uses Duct Tape to confine that fat monster cock.
It is also known as V's third leg.
Taeconda thus refers to Kim Taehyung's humonguous and massive schlong. It is even believed to have its own consciousness as it moves and twitches alone.
The rumors say Tae uses Duct Tape to confine that fat monster cock.
It is also known as V's third leg.
- Army: "Why did you draw Taehyung with three legs though?"
Jungkook: "That's Mr. Taeconda!"
Army: "I-"
- Taehyung was walking around naked in his kitchen and his taeconda was closing cabinets.
- Taeconda loves to greet people apparently, while being confined by its owner's pants it still pops out to say Hi!
Jungkook: "That's Mr. Taeconda!"
Army: "I-"
- Taehyung was walking around naked in his kitchen and his taeconda was closing cabinets.
- Taeconda loves to greet people apparently, while being confined by its owner's pants it still pops out to say Hi!
Taeconda by dictioNASTY August 26, 2022
Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil
The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.
A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.
A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.
Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?
Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.
Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!
Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.
Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!
Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil by Stephan, The Humble Black Guy April 1, 2011
Ticondy
Def. A: A shorter name for a Ticonderoga Pencil, the best pencil in the world.
~or~
Def. B: A long and hard cock.
~or~
Def. B: A long and hard cock.
Ex. A: Yo dude pass me a Ticondy.
Ex. B: Girl, He had such a Ticondy for me last night during the movie, I was like "fureal?"
Ex. B: Girl, He had such a Ticondy for me last night during the movie, I was like "fureal?"
Ticonderoga Two-Touch
(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.
Ticonderoga Two-Touch by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026