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Teondre
Usually a tall, very very handsome male, who's has amazing skill when playing Xbox. He's very good with girls and he prefers tits over ass. He's obsessed with girls and tries to talk to one at least every now and then. He has a very nice body and a nice smile. Good taste in music and he cam defend himself pretty well.
Girl: "Wow Teondre, you're so sexy!"
Call of Duty fanboy: "Wow Teondre you're amazing at Call of Duty, I wish I could be as good as you!"
Call of Duty fanboy: "Wow Teondre you're amazing at Call of Duty, I wish I could be as good as you!"
Teondre by YourBestie June 28, 2013
Taeconda
A combination of Taehyung and the word Anaconda(massive sized creatures) in a wordplay to make Taeconda.
Taeconda thus refers to Kim Taehyung's humonguous and massive schlong. It is even believed to have its own consciousness as it moves and twitches alone.
The rumors say Tae uses Duct Tape to confine that fat monster cock.
It is also known as V's third leg.
Taeconda thus refers to Kim Taehyung's humonguous and massive schlong. It is even believed to have its own consciousness as it moves and twitches alone.
The rumors say Tae uses Duct Tape to confine that fat monster cock.
It is also known as V's third leg.
- Army: "Why did you draw Taehyung with three legs though?"
Jungkook: "That's Mr. Taeconda!"
Army: "I-"
- Taehyung was walking around naked in his kitchen and his taeconda was closing cabinets.
- Taeconda loves to greet people apparently, while being confined by its owner's pants it still pops out to say Hi!
Jungkook: "That's Mr. Taeconda!"
Army: "I-"
- Taehyung was walking around naked in his kitchen and his taeconda was closing cabinets.
- Taeconda loves to greet people apparently, while being confined by its owner's pants it still pops out to say Hi!
Taeconda by dictioNASTY August 26, 2022
Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil
The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.
A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.
A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.
Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?
Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.
Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!
Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.
Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!
Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil by Stephan, The Humble Black Guy April 1, 2011
Ticonderoga Two-Touch
(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.
Ticonderoga Two-Touch by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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