Textonics
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teabonics
The creative spelling or grammar featured on the various signs used by protesters in the Tea Party movement.
teabonics by thisischris March 30, 2010
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textorist
One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.
Teutonic Plague
An irrational fetish for Germans, German culture, or those of German descent.
Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.
Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.
1. "Oh man, that guy's little glasses, short cut hair and totally expressionless way of efficiently doing things is making me so hot! I must have come down with the Teutonic Plague!"
2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."
2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."
Teutonic Plague by rose kennedy December 21, 2008
teabonics
go to any tea party demonstration and read the signs that they carry--- you will see teabonics at work
teabonics by jbbruce001 October 13, 2011
Tectonic Shit
When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.
John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
Tectonic Shit by Technobish October 31, 2017
textbonics
The jibberish that some people use in emails, while texting, everyday communication, and occasionally resumes. Typically, created by using phoenics and street-speak. Mostly it is a recrimination and reflection of one's K-12 experience.
textbonics by Astonished by the ignorant March 6, 2010
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