Texcommunicate 

Censure used to deprive or suspend Texas citizenship. Texcommunication may involve banishment, shunning, and shaming, depending on the offense that caused Texcommunication, or the rules or norms of the Texas community. The most common reasons for Texcommunication include the mortal sins of vegetarianism and/or support of professional sports teams such as the New York Yankees or the Washington Redskins.

Alvaro was a lifelong Texan, but was in danger of being Texcommunicated for considering becoming a vegetarian.

Texcommunicate by mriojas May 20, 2013

Excommunicate 

refusing to communicate with someone for any reason and to pretty much act like they don't exist

person 1- hey what is the deal with you and jared

person 2- yeah i don't like him so he is excommunicated

person 1- harsh!

Excommunicate by Eric Kacktastic May 22, 2010

textcommunicate 

When you let someone know by a text that they are excommunicated and that they should no longer text you or contact you in any way. Such as, "Stop contacting me. I am done with you!"

This is typically followed by blocking their number from calling/texting your phone.

That chic was blowing up my phone with so many accusations I textcommunicated that idiot and blocked her number. I hope I never run into her again.

textcommunicate by Dr. Do Little October 23, 2014

excommunicated 

To get thoroughly intoxicated to the point where nothing matters anymore. This often includes blacking out.

Kenny: "Hey, man, what are you doing after finals?"
Keith: "I'm about to get excommunicated..."
Kenny: "Hell yeah."

excommunicated by thePope August 21, 2013

sexcommunicated 

A edict under which an individual(s) is sexually shunned by a group to which he/they belong, as a consequence for bad behavior.

In today's new, National Gay Rights groups have issued a Press Release, urging that gay Republicans be
"sexcommunicated,"for belonging to a hatefully homophobic political party. Accompanying this Press Release are posters depicting gay Republicans, with the caption reading: "These douches support hate and homophobia - don't blow them or fuck them."

sexcommunicated by Velvet B July 17, 2009

Excommunicated 

An inability to communicate with others, ie: when you have no cable, the computer isn't working, and your phone's been cut off.

"Roadkill" doesn't know if his team won because he's been excommunicated.

Excommunicated by deemon1211 October 13, 2010

telecommunicate 

To talk to someone using a phone. Used instead of the word "call".

Hey baby, what's your number? I'll telecommunicate you.

telecommunicate by Bilal H. December 15, 2010