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A unit of length. Everything's bigger with this unit of length.
I reckon I done drove my pickup truck about 18,000 texons.
by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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reckoned to be approximately 1000 miles, but in reality no one other than a pure-blooded texan knows the standard equivalent of a texon.
by Anonymous April 17, 2003
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