Textonese 

1. Text speak, or the art of changing the English language to fit into talk-speak.

I'm not 12 years old so I'm not up on my Textonese

Textonese by Skeeter Clemens March 10, 2008

Textonese 

1. The using of normal everyday words in text format whether writing a text message or not. 2. To write words and sentences in a texting manner when not texting.

All those people who use textonese to update their profiles drive me crazy.

Textonese by Crazzyleggs1973 November 25, 2010

textnesia 

The temporary amnesia you get when texting someone with a question or comment, and having them reply several hours or days, long after you've forgotten what it was you asked them. This also works in chat conversations where the person replies long after you closed the chat window.

Jack: Wanna check out that show on Friday? They got a two for one in the paper today.

Dana (three days later): Sure but I didn't get the paper.

Jack: Huh? What paper? Sorry. Textnesia.

textnesia by Kevnar April 11, 2008

textyness 

overwhellmed with to many texts!

Matt Hanson is way too textyness for me!

textyness by xojenmeganox March 8, 2011

textesess 

A texting conversation that leads to a sexual relationship, or more accuratley - a booty call. (Instead of breastesess.... textesess)

"hey harry, did you get any textesess tonight?"
"nope, looks like i'll be spending tonight alone."

textesess by itsinthegame December 29, 2007

textnsex 

To use a smart-phone to text your booty call instead of having to talk to her. Don't want to hear that annoying voice? Text her some ascii roses ---->--->--@ and turn on the charm.

Send one text to multiple women in your contacts list to secure some action for the night, possibly back to back.

Textnsex right to the chase instead of yapping all night to just one female. A few texts throughout the day such as "hey baby", "how was your day", and "are you drunk, I'm cummin over" will get you laid likity split.

I'm going to textnsex Kate when she's wasted tonight to get that booty-call.

I should textnsex a few girls later so I'm guarantee some bedroom action.

textnsex by Benjamus Prime (ЯR Kzoo) January 6, 2010

Tantonese 

People whose use of fake tan results in an orange hue to their skin. This orange is different to naturally occuring human hues to the extent that they could well be of a unique new race.

Bill's parents were concerned when he brought home a Tantonese girlfriend.

Tantonese by MajorWalrus November 27, 2010