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1: A Tetris piece

2: A group consisting of four parts
1: "Argh, stupid 'L' tetrad, where's that bar tetrad!"

2: "Hey, this tetrad of pies looks good. I think I'll eat the apple one first."
Tetrad by Mako April 29, 2005
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Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits 

Ok so yeah he does seem to think that only the 3% of people have these personality traits... SO, I made a list!
Hym "Here is a list of Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits (with evidence!). Trait 1. Machiavellianism (Manipulation): Jordan likes to speak at a certain level of abstraction to obfuscate his beliefs (Regarding whether or not he believes in God or free will) and manipulate how he is conceptualized. Trait 2. Psychopathy (Parasitism): Has a parasitic relationship with his clients. Regularly using them for his own profit. Also parasitizes ME. Trait 3. Sadism Admits to having sadistic fantasies. Trait 4. Narcissism: Thinks he's "more competent" than everyone and thinks that anyone who even calls his integrity into question is jealous of him. Thinks he's above the rules and refuses to follow them. So... There you have it. Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits. He's either part of the 3% or he's wrong."

Dark tetrad 

I'd like to understand this a little better. So... You have the "Big dick energy" personality traits and it looks something like this:

_____________________

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A C E N O

And then you have "the bad one" which is:

________________

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M Na P S

Now, what I want to better understand is the overlap between the two. Apparently if you are high in this 👉 E and low in this C 👈 you are high in this 👉 Na. And if you are low in this A 👈 and low in this 👉 C you are high in this 👉 P. What about the rest of them? Or are you wiping the slate clean? Is narcissism not linked to extroversion now that it's inconvenient?
Hym "It seems like more good one vs bad one framing. What it looks like is that I went on a diatribe about how the people who are weaponizing schizophrenia by covertly making reference to me without acknowledging me (which Jordan WASN'T doing initially but is doing now because that's what HE BELIEVES OUGHT to be happening and is perfectly appoint himself the arbiter of what OUGHT to happen) and NOW, Jordan has decided to participate and is TRYING TO BEND THE PRACTICE OF PSYCHOLOGY to his will as his way of saying 'NO YOU'RE THE MACHIAVELLIAN NARCISSIST! YOUR ARE! SEE!? I GOT MY COLLEGES TO CREATE A NEW SET OF PERSONALITY TRAITS FOR THE BAD ONES AND YOU'RE THE BAD ONE! IT'S THE DARK TETRAD!' and we can watch in real time as he has his license taken away, loses friends, disgraces his profession to try and punish if mildly out of shape, bullied, good natured, mulatto, nerd with negative self-perception issues (according to Dan Harmon) Hey, I got a 5th personality trait to add to the tetrad. DISHONESTY. There. Now you can balance them out. Now they both have 5. Dishonesty. Like saying that you have 10 lawsuits against you and then revealing that they aren't ACTUALLY lawsuits. Hey, how is what they are doing to me not manipulation? Because they're motives vary. The people doing at are all different and it ranges from get me to move, get me to kill myself, 'help' me behave in accordance with THEIR will instead of my own. Open question."
Dark tetrad by Hym Iam February 13, 2023

Tetra-shank 

tetra - A combining form or prefix signifying four</small>

Tetra-shank - to stab, or "shank", someone with four combined objects
Roy: *tetra-shank*
Ben: you just tetra-shanked me with 4 brightly colored pencils - AAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhh....

Tetra-shank by Andy the Mexican Candy February 20, 2009

tetraethylmethane 

A chemical compound that looks like swastika when properly wound. Propper IUPAC name is 3,3-diethylpenthane.
A: Look that sign over there! Goddamn neo-nazis!
B: It is tetraethylmethane, you dumbass.
tetraethylmethane by Tibor DP November 2, 2007

Tetrapharmakos 

(τετραφάρμακος), or "the four-part cure," is the Greek philosopher Epicurus' (341 BC, Samos – 270 BC, Athens) remedy for leading the happiest possible life. The "tetrapharmakos" was originally a compound of four drugs (wax, tallow, pitch and resin); the word has been used metaphorically by Epicurus and his disciples to refer to the four remedies for healing the soul.
Tetrapharmakos, the four-part cure;

Don't fear God,
Don't worry about death;
What is good is easy to get, and
What is terrible is easy to endure

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Ἄφοβον ὁ θεός,
ἀνύποπτον ὁ θάνατος
καὶ τἀγαθὸν μὲν εὔκτητον,
τὸ δὲ δεινὸν εὐκαρτέρητον
Tetrapharmakos by khalyd September 9, 2012

Tetrahedral

An insult that has no meaning but will mentally obliterate anyone it is used against. Only use if you plan on never talking to the victim again.
Chad: "John you are such an absolute fucking tetrahedral"
John: *kills himself*
Tetrahedral by Trump gaming October 15, 2020
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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