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Tesladdiction 

noun

1. the condition of being addicted to driving your Tesla;

2. a repeated, intense and uncontrollable pervasive thought pattern and associated feelings of deep longing (best described as 'cravings') which one feels, wherein the afflicted finds her/himself utterly consumed by their desire to drive their Tesla whenever separated from it for more than 8 hours;

3. the state of being enslaved to driving your Tesla such that it has become psychologically or physically habit-forming to such an extent that its cessation causes emotional pain;

4. the mental fixation resulting from a dopamine rush which is excreted whenever a Tesla driver depresses the car’s accelerator
Dr. Seriouslyuneedadetox said at this point my Tesladdiction has grown too intense to be treated on an outpatient basis, as a result of my admission that I experienced overwhelming tingling sensations of elation upon realizing my tropical vacation was finally over and soon I would be home driving my Tesla again.
Tesladdiction by FrunkieJunkie April 16, 2019

terradict 

(n.) when someone completely puts their foot up a girl's vagina.
Ninna: What happened to that girl last night?
Sica: I heard a guy gave her terradict and she passed out.
terradict by sicaandninna June 9, 2010

tetradactyl 

A sexual position where a female masturbates two males with her hands while the female is fellating a third male and having vaginal intercourse with a yet another male. The name comes from "four fingers" where the fingers represent penises.
Her favorite sex position is the tetradactyl...what a slut.
tetradactyl by Brimstone2006 May 1, 2006

textaddict 

A person or persons who are addicted to texting. People who (for mental reasons) can't stop texting.
You are such a textaddict. You text all the time!
textaddict by madgirl4ever May 30, 2010

Tetradactoid 

That moment you see a doppelganger, not your own, and begin talking to them like he/she is the person you believe they are, and find out they're not who you thought they were, and emberass yourself by giving too many details about yourself to a complete stranger.
Bro! i got caught in a tetradactoid when i thought i was telling Marcy all about my aching butt from the strap-on she used last night.
Tetradactoid by 11 eleven June 6, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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