Tetraddict
Tetraddict by Christine Leonard August 27, 2008
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Tesladdiction
noun
1. the condition of being addicted to driving your Tesla;
2. a repeated, intense and uncontrollable pervasive thought pattern and associated feelings of deep longing (best described as 'cravings') which one feels, wherein the afflicted finds her/himself utterly consumed by their desire to drive their Tesla whenever separated from it for more than 8 hours;
3. the state of being enslaved to driving your Tesla such that it has become psychologically or physically habit-forming to such an extent that its cessation causes emotional pain;
4. the mental fixation resulting from a dopamine rush which is excreted whenever a Tesla driver depresses the car’s accelerator
1. the condition of being addicted to driving your Tesla;
2. a repeated, intense and uncontrollable pervasive thought pattern and associated feelings of deep longing (best described as 'cravings') which one feels, wherein the afflicted finds her/himself utterly consumed by their desire to drive their Tesla whenever separated from it for more than 8 hours;
3. the state of being enslaved to driving your Tesla such that it has become psychologically or physically habit-forming to such an extent that its cessation causes emotional pain;
4. the mental fixation resulting from a dopamine rush which is excreted whenever a Tesla driver depresses the car’s accelerator
Dr. Seriouslyuneedadetox said at this point my Tesladdiction has grown too intense to be treated on an outpatient basis, as a result of my admission that I experienced overwhelming tingling sensations of elation upon realizing my tropical vacation was finally over and soon I would be home driving my Tesla again.
Tesladdiction by FrunkieJunkie April 16, 2019
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