Tetraddict

One who devotes or surrenders oneself to Tetris habitually or excessively.

"He's been on Tetris for ages"
"Yeah he's a tetraddict"

Tetraddict by Christine Leonard August 27, 2008

Tesladdiction 

noun

1. the condition of being addicted to driving your Tesla;

2. a repeated, intense and uncontrollable pervasive thought pattern and associated feelings of deep longing (best described as 'cravings') which one feels, wherein the afflicted finds her/himself utterly consumed by their desire to drive their Tesla whenever separated from it for more than 8 hours;

3. the state of being enslaved to driving your Tesla such that it has become psychologically or physically habit-forming to such an extent that its cessation causes emotional pain;

4. the mental fixation resulting from a dopamine rush which is excreted whenever a Tesla driver depresses the car’s accelerator

Dr. Seriouslyuneedadetox said at this point my Tesladdiction has grown too intense to be treated on an outpatient basis, as a result of my admission that I experienced overwhelming tingling sensations of elation upon realizing my tropical vacation was finally over and soon I would be home driving my Tesla again.

Tesladdiction by FrunkieJunkie April 16, 2019

terradict 

(n.) when someone completely puts their foot up a girl's vagina.

Ninna: What happened to that girl last night?
Sica: I heard a guy gave her terradict and she passed out.

terradict by sicaandninna June 9, 2010

tetradactyl 

A sexual position where a female masturbates two males with her hands while the female is fellating a third male and having vaginal intercourse with a yet another male. The name comes from "four fingers" where the fingers represent penises.

Her favorite sex position is the tetradactyl...what a slut.

tetradactyl by Brimstone2006 May 1, 2006

textaddict 

A person or persons who are addicted to texting. People who (for mental reasons) can't stop texting.

You are such a textaddict. You text all the time!

textaddict by madgirl4ever May 30, 2010

Tetradactoid 

That moment you see a doppelganger, not your own, and begin talking to them like he/she is the person you believe they are, and find out they're not who you thought they were, and emberass yourself by giving too many details about yourself to a complete stranger.

Bro! i got caught in a tetradactoid when i thought i was telling Marcy all about my aching butt from the strap-on she used last night.

Tetradactoid by 11 eleven June 6, 2017