Testicomey

A testimony that takes balls

James Comey's testimony against the president took balls to stand up to a dic-tater , it should be known as a testicomey

by Retrospectacle June 8, 2017

Testimoney

n. 1. money given to a paid actor or actress for a court case (or the media run-up to a court case) who upon taking the money, simultaneously or subsequently or concurrently takes on the assigned, paid-for, and scripted role provided to the actor or actress, for whatever ultimate purpose the payee has in mind.

2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon

Corey B. King
@coreybking

@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?

8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13

by Taqiyyologist March 6, 2013

Testicoma

This is what happens when you get racked in the balls so hard your back hurts and you can't feel your nuts.

I asked that girl at the office if she would come to my house after work and she put me in a testicoma.

by GoodnHorney August 19, 2009

Testicleye

When you remove one's eye, and then one's testicle, and then place their testicle in their eye socket and paint it the color of their eyeball.

Dude, Johan has the sweetest testicleye I've ever seen.

If I don't pass this class, I'm totally going to break into the professor's house, and testicleye the shit out of his dog.

by Jurgen Teller January 7, 2009

testimoney

Refers to one or more cash-bribes paid to someone who is willing to lie in court on behalf of his/her "benefactor", either to get said cash-flasher off the hook for a crime that he did indeed commit, or to wrongfully convict someone else who either is completely innocent or could not have been expected to behave differently from how he acted (i.e, he has a physical/mental disability, he'd had no idea whatsoever that he was doing other than what was acceptable, there were extenuating circumstances and/or there was "more to the story" than the plaintiffs were letting on, etc.).

If you are sufficiently attractive and/or possess a sufficiently-convincing manner, you may not need to seek "regular" employment --- you may be able to subsist very comfortably on the testimoney of others who need a "vindicating/corroborating witness".

by QuacksO December 26, 2018

Testicley

A gooder word for statistically

Woman pay less for car insurance because testicley they are less likely to have an accident.

by anonymous September 19, 2020

testicomfortable

A word used to describe something that can fit inside Karl Marx' balls (both the raccoon and Russian leader)
Mostly used to describe someone who is racist

"I'm gonna say a racial slur!!!"
"bro that's kinda testicomfortable."

by Gameingwattch July 28, 2021