Testicomey
James Comey's testimony against the president took balls to stand up to a dic-tater , it should be known as a testicomey
Testicomey by Retrospectacle June 8, 2017
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Testimoney
n. 1. money given to a paid actor or actress for a court case (or the media run-up to a court case) who upon taking the money, simultaneously or subsequently or concurrently takes on the assigned, paid-for, and scripted role provided to the actor or actress, for whatever ultimate purpose the payee has in mind.
2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon
2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon
Corey B. King
@coreybking
@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?
8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13
@coreybking
@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?
8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13
Testimoney by Taqiyyologist March 6, 2013
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Testicoma
This is what happens when you get racked in the balls so hard your back hurts and you can't feel your nuts.
I asked that girl at the office if she would come to my house after work and she put me in a testicoma.
Testicoma by GoodnHorney August 19, 2009
Testicleye
When you remove one's eye, and then one's testicle, and then place their testicle in their eye socket and paint it the color of their eyeball.
Dude, Johan has the sweetest testicleye I've ever seen.
If I don't pass this class, I'm totally going to break into the professor's house, and testicleye the shit out of his dog.
If I don't pass this class, I'm totally going to break into the professor's house, and testicleye the shit out of his dog.
Testicleye by Jurgen Teller January 7, 2009
testimoney
Refers to one or more cash-bribes paid to someone who is willing to lie in court on behalf of his/her "benefactor", either to get said cash-flasher off the hook for a crime that he did indeed commit, or to wrongfully convict someone else who either is completely innocent or could not have been expected to behave differently from how he acted (i.e, he has a physical/mental disability, he'd had no idea whatsoever that he was doing other than what was acceptable, there were extenuating circumstances and/or there was "more to the story" than the plaintiffs were letting on, etc.).
If you are sufficiently attractive and/or possess a sufficiently-convincing manner, you may not need to seek "regular" employment --- you may be able to subsist very comfortably on the testimoney of others who need a "vindicating/corroborating witness".
testimoney by QuacksO December 26, 2018
testicomfortable
A word used to describe something that can fit inside Karl Marx' balls (both the raccoon and Russian leader)
Mostly used to describe someone who is racist
Mostly used to describe someone who is racist
testicomfortable by Gameingwattch July 28, 2021
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.