Testicling

When Jason is laying on his bed with his testicles out. Normally with no pants.

Jason was uncomfortable so he took off his pants and began testicling

by brotime9 November 9, 2010

Third Testicling

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)

a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling

by Third Testicle August 3, 2009

testiclites

Created by Group X
1) A male's (pair of) testicles.

"When a lady, she goes to touch the testiclites, and they make a sound like thais: *PING*!"

by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003

Testiclicle

The icicles that form on your testicles when it's freezing balls outside.

Dude, I was biking home last night and it was so cold that i got testiclicles on my nuts!

by Dubble Dee February 14, 2009

testilying

The act of fabricating evidence and testifying falsely in court, esp. when performed by an officer of the law. Coined by the Mollen Commission (1994).

Did you catch Bush testilying before the Senate Commission on Bestiality on C-Span?

by Northwestern Law May 8, 2007

testilying

telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.

See also: perjury

The story the cops gave was so ridiculous that everyone except the judge knew they were testilying.

by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009

testiclides

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".

From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008