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Testilingus 

The sexual act of licking the testicles
She's got a face like a steamed haddock but god is she good at testilingus
Testilingus by Speromeliora March 27, 2009

Testillingballah 

Licking of the testicles(balls), often
accompanies fellatio.
She gave me some testillingballah with
that BJ last night.
Testillingballah by The Bald Monk October 16, 2003

Third Testicling 

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)
a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling

Testicling 

When Jason is laying on his bed with his testicles out. Normally with no pants.
Jason was uncomfortable so he took off his pants and began testicling
Testicling by brotime9 November 9, 2010

Testiculine

The line in a mixed gender conversation that a woman should avoid crossing, in which she veers into topics gentlemen simply dont want to discuss.
"Hey Bill, how awkward is it that every time we talking to Jane she starts discussing her menstrual cramps."
"I know, John, she's always crossing thre testiculine"
Testiculine by Baldirish January 30, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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