perjury

Lying under oathe. What got Bubba Clinton impeached while President. It had NOTHING to do with an adulterous affair with his intern, Monica Lewinsky. His impeachement was ENTIRELY Constitutional because the U.S Constitution lists pergery among "high crimes and misdeameanors" because it can get you thrown into jail.

Perjury is stupid and can get you thrown in jail. Just tell the truth, because the truth will eventually come out anyway. Save yourself further embarassment.

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

perjury

Trying to run game on the judge in a case where you can get played

my baby mamma lying bout having insurance for my son.

by Bo London November 16, 2004

perjury

synonym of boofing and devil's triangle

he was convicted of perjury and is awaiting sentencing

by the most Aladeen person ever October 8, 2018

Perjury

Telling a lie during a trial despite pledging the oath to tell the truth

1: Did You hear about that trial?
2: I heard the Lawyer Got arrested Fie perjury

by EnglishMamba February 10, 2019

cosmetic perjury

noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"

by its_aks November 5, 2005

Perjury Trap

When you know someone did something, you ask them about it and they lie to you.

Lying when the other person already knows the answer.

I was caught lying under oath about robbing the bank. They setup a perjury trap since they had it on video the whole time!

by Fo Gish November 13, 2018

perjury trap

The act of asking a liar a question under oath

Asking the President if he has done anything illegal is a perjury trap because everything he does is illegal and everything he says is a lie, therefore the statements can’t be reconciled.

by Juan Moore Beer June 8, 2018