testifying 

Snitching

get yo testifying ass in the trunk nigga

testifying by toastedbread July 7, 2011

Testifying 

The act of beating someone or something very badly.

Man, I'm so going to testify your anus!

Testifying by Igatona March 15, 2003

testilyin' 

Origin: Black Baptist Church
A combination of the words testify and lying.

1. People know they be testilyin'in church.
2. Brother Bruce got up at prayer service with a cigarette in his mouth and testilied about being delivered from smoking.

testilyin' by Tray May 13, 2005

testilying 

The act of fabricating evidence and testifying falsely in court, esp. when performed by an officer of the law. Coined by the Mollen Commission (1994).

Did you catch Bush testilying before the Senate Commission on Bestiality on C-Span?

testilying by Northwestern Law May 8, 2007

testilying 

telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.

See also: perjury

The story the cops gave was so ridiculous that everyone except the judge knew they were testilying.

testilying by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009

Terrifying 

Courage the cowardly dog.

It is made to give nightmares.

"This show gave me nightmares for a week!"
"Was it courage the cowardly dog?"
"Yeah! How'd you know?"
"Because that's what nightmares are made of. It's damn terrifying."

Terrifying by Forever scarred. September 17, 2011

Testilingus 

The sexual act of licking the testicles

She's got a face like a steamed haddock but god is she good at testilingus

Testilingus by Speromeliora March 27, 2009