testifying

Snitching

get yo testifying ass in the trunk nigga

by toastedbread July 7, 2011

Testifying

The act of beating someone or something very badly.

Man, I'm so going to testify your anus!

by Igatona March 15, 2003

testilyin'

Origin: Black Baptist Church
A combination of the words testify and lying.

1. People know they be testilyin'in church.
2. Brother Bruce got up at prayer service with a cigarette in his mouth and testilied about being delivered from smoking.

by Tray May 13, 2005

testilying

The act of fabricating evidence and testifying falsely in court, esp. when performed by an officer of the law. Coined by the Mollen Commission (1994).

Did you catch Bush testilying before the Senate Commission on Bestiality on C-Span?

by Northwestern Law May 8, 2007

testilying

telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.

See also: perjury

The story the cops gave was so ridiculous that everyone except the judge knew they were testilying.

by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009

Terrifying

Courage the cowardly dog.

It is made to give nightmares.

"This show gave me nightmares for a week!"
"Was it courage the cowardly dog?"
"Yeah! How'd you know?"
"Because that's what nightmares are made of. It's damn terrifying."

by Forever scarred. September 17, 2011

Testilingus

The sexual act of licking the testicles

She's got a face like a steamed haddock but god is she good at testilingus

by Speromeliora March 27, 2009